discussion I must be getting fat

[Guest]

Hi all I was going to make a big story about how I was jumped by 3 no make that 6, actually lets go the full hog 20 ninjas, truth is I went to pick up our boss off the QE2 at southampton this morning loaded her cases into the car got in and rip this happened.


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I keep telling the missus to stop piling the plate so high and only 3 yorkshires and 12 brussels are enough.

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[spanner570]

Never mind 'fat' Ken. What are you wearing underneath? It looks like a mammoth self fastening freezer bag!

 

[eddiesolo]

I think you maybe in need of one of these Ken...


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[Guest]

at least you got in the car door Ken


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[grumpa]

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[Guest]

Well how very dare you, fat you say, how very dare you I say.

 

[Dave Jay]

Perhaps it some of the seam splitting comments you read on here that started the tear, it's the Yorkshires and sprouts finished it off. Or maybe it's more the effect that the sprouts had!