discussion My faux pas of the year if not decade

[Guest]

Very nice couple young and met them in the Shop below the flats. Meet them every few days in the lift.

She looked pregnant with not long to go, what an expert, well not.

Asked how long to go. She said a long time. Then added I am just fat !

Pregnant silence (sorry).

Just show me the way to hell.

Laurie

 

[eddiesolo]

Nice one, we all make mistakes. I groped another woman thinking it was my wife at a cash-point. I was daydreaming, like blokes tend to do, and I just sidled up to this poor woman and squeezed her on the bottom. She screamed, I yelled, she slapped, I yelled, she scowled, I apologised. My wife had walked away from the cash-point and was stood laughing. Not a good day.

Si

 

[Guest]

I think your experience was probably doubly better than mine.

Although she did realise my embarrassment and patted me on the shoulder and smiled.

Laurie

 

[monica]

oh dear me, both story's are so funny oh lads, what can i say, wish i was there to see,lol,

 

[Guest]

I have done just exactly that Si but I didn't get a slap, I was on holiday with me and my missus best friends and my missus WAS standing next to me and I thought I would give her a little stroke of the bottom when Angela giggled and said are you groping my bottom ken. My missus gave me a warning look then started laughing saying you look like a beetroot. I have to say I felt like I looked.

 

[Guest]

I've done something similar Laurie - on a crowded bus I got up to offer my seat

to a lady who appeared to be pregnant... nope, just a large lady !

 

[eddiesolo]

I've done something similar Laurie - on a crowded bus I got up to offer my seatto a lady who appeared to be pregnant... nope, just a large lady !

But Patrick, you are a true gent for giving up your seat...something that seems lost nowadays.

Si

 

[Guest]

Yes Patrick I agree with Eddie. True gent x

 

[eddiesolo]

oh dear me, both story's are so funny oh lads, what can i say, wish i was there to see,lol,

You would have seen a very red, old fart trying to apologise to everyone who stared at me while this lady sent daggers at me and my wife just laughed...it was very embarrassing.

Si

 

[flyjoe180]

Nice one, we all make mistakes. I groped another woman thinking it was my wife at a cash-point. I was daydreaming, like blokes tend to do, and I just sidled up to this poor woman and squeezed her on the bottom. She screamed, I yelled, she slapped, I yelled, she scowled, I apologised. My wife had walked away from the cash-point and was stood laughing. Not a good day.Si

Perv

When I was a teenager I once took a girl on a date to a dessert outlet called "Death by Chocolate". Didn't realise she was diabetic. Was an early night.

 

[monica]

oh theres are getting better i need a good laugh

well how were you to know that Joe, the look on your face would of been golden,

oh Si who said brits don't have a sense of humor and I would of been laugh with her if i saw it