I'm a genius

[Alan 45]

What do you do when swmbo says she wants to spend some time with you and England are on ?

Well I have the perfect answer

You put the TV in the patio doors and arrange the seating so you can spend time with the wife and see the footy [ATTACH]83992.IPB[/ATTACH]

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[Guest]

Yes...you are a genius

[tr1ckey66]

Perfect

Let's hope the weather holds for you! And wish our boys in Brazil all the best against Suarez and co.

Cheers

P

[Lee W]

That's not a problem for me, I'd rather spend time with the wife than watch 22 sweaty men tripping over blades of grass kicking a bag of air!

Lee

[Alan 45]

That's not a problem for me, I'd rather spend time with the wife than watch 22 sweaty men tripping over blades of grass kicking a bag of air! Lee

Girl

I joke I joke fare play to ya

[Guest]

Or you can just say NO wife. go and do some washing up or something and don't slam the door on your way out, you can then expect a letter from her solicitors within the next few days claiming full custody of the remote control.

PS hope the wife don't read this.

[Gern]

I don't have an SWMBO and wouldn't give you the time of day for footie so I'm gonna carry on doing just exactly what I want to do!

Gern

[Ian M]

The only good things about football are; a) Spain got a beating and are now on the way home. b) the end of game whistle.

Ian M

[Guest]

The only good things about football are; a) Spain got a beating and are now on the way home.Ian M

it's true

[ojays]

There's a football match ?????

[spanner570]

I watched England win the 1966 World Cup......That was probably the last time I watched a game of footie.

And guess what?.......I really couldn't give at t**s for the jumped up, overpayed, whinging brats Joe Public has to put up with these days.....

Coming dear...Yes, I'm about to get the washing in. Yes, I've fed the dog. Would you like a brew my angel?

P.S.....Nice build Alan, but what's with the inside out jeans on the dryer?!

[spanner570]

Never mind the footie....Get the friggin lawn cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee W]

Wife and kids behind me shouting at the tv (cause the players can hear them!o_O) 3 pints...and I wonder why I can't concentrate on the modelling.

Our team are a bunch of f*** tards that can't play football for toffee...but that's fine we'll pay them £300,000 a week, bloody game!!!

Rant over :P

Lee

[flyjoe180]

England vs All Blacks tomorrow if you prefer rugby. 1935 NZ time, or 0735 your time in the UK. England have given the All Blacks a good work out. Last game was only 1 point difference. Soccer, meh...

[Lee W]

England vs All Blacks tomorrow if you prefer rugby. 1935 NZ time, or 0735 your time in the UK. England have given the All Blacks a good work out. Last game was only 1 point difference. Soccer, meh...

Rugby, football, F1, snooker, darts, wrestling, boxing, cricket...no wait! Sport in general bores me, all over paid...doctors, nurses, emergency services, armed forces, all over worked, over stretched and are underpaid, yet if you're a sportsman, the world's at your feet...down...get off the soap box, NOW!!! ops:

Lee