I will have BOTH

[Guest]

ONCE I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY THAT IS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-28459093

[Alan 45]

Not if I win before you terry lol

That GR3 must be the nicest looking variant the built

[Guest]

Clarkson will probably get them to go with his EE Lightning

[Guest]

Soon there won't be anyone left who can fly the Harrier. We should never have decomissioned them, the Americans still value thier unique capabilities.

[Guest]

Are they real or great models.

The Harrier cockpit is very realistic.

Laurie

[Ian M]

No reserve Terry, have a punt at it.

[Guest]

SWMBO would have my dangly bits mounted on one of he pitot tubes if I said "oh I have just won two fast jets". One slight problem hun they are not kits but the real thing.

[Ian M]

Better just bid on one of them then... :-)

I wonder what the postage would be on the tonka-

[eddiesolo]

They do look rather smart, even if I had millions and had a place to keep it...I would still be dead...that ejector seat would be rigged.

Si

[Dave W]

It would be difficult getting the Tornado home on the roof rack.But you could get a pilot to land the Harrier in your back garden.So that's the one I would go for.

[Guest]

Better just bid on one of them then... I wonder what the postage would be on the tonka-

get it sent by airmail...............I will get my coat

[Guest]

It would be difficult getting the Tornado home on the roof rack.But you could get a pilot to land the Harrier in your back garden.So that's the one I would go for.

Local paper reports on defence cuts.

RAF TRY NEW BOMB

Today on the m11 an RAF aircraft was seen to be trying to take off or maybe land with a new payload.

Strapped to the underside was a family car with a man in who did not seem bothered by the above.

We contacted the Raf who tell us that due to big cut backs they are indeed trialing different payloads and ways of moving aircraft from A to B.

[eddiesolo]

One bright sunny Sunday morning Dave W, decided to take his freshly washed and polished Harrier for a spin...unfortunately as he was just turning on the radio for some easy listening tunes his packet of Werther's Originals slipped off the dashboard-in attempting to grab them he missed and yanked on a yellow and black handle...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Essex Chronicle managed to track down the slightly stooped, dishevelled gentleman after reports that he had floated down and gotten stuck on the roof of the Building for the protection of buildings...after twenty minutes of cutting him out of his parachute and calling in the fire-brigade to fetch a rather long ladder, the man was safely back on the ground.

When asked if he was okay his first words were: "My wife's going to kill me..."

Si

[Lee W]

Nice one Si!

It's a quick way to get ejected from a marriage...now there's a thought ...ok love I'll get my clothes from the front garden tomorrow ops_O :P

Lee

[flyjoe180]

Not if I win before you terry lolThat GR3 must be the nicest looking variant the built

It looks like an ill dolphin. I think the Sea Harrier FRS.1 was the most aesthetic version built. Never been a Tornado fan. Go for it guys, place your bids.