My definition of a politician

[Alan 45]

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,


go out and buy some more tunnel.

[PaulTRose]

also, you can always tell when a politician is lying.........................


..................their lips move

[Guest]

Politicians are like religion it's they are both a curse on mankind .


Scott

[dave]

A politician is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time .......... And then keeps your watch

[grumpa]

A politician is a person is a person who always has hands in pockets --- problem is they are YOUR pockets!

[grumpa]

A politician is a person who always has hands in pockets -- problem is they're YOUR pockets!

[grumpa]

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.

Yeah, and with YOUR money!

[Gern]

One I read about 40 years ago - and I've never seen any reason to disagree:


An honest politician is one who stays bought.

[takeslousyphotos]

.People who only call round when they want you to vote for them ............ They never just sort of call in to say "Hi, I was just passing and thought I'd drop by, just to see how you are"..........


.......... Mind you. I'd still tell 'em to "P1ss Off".


Peter

[Lee W]

The best good politicians...are the dead ones!!!


Lee

[Guest]

A politician is a person who always has hands in pockets -- problem is they're YOUR pockets!

Yeah, and with YOUR money!

I knew you wouldn't be able to not comment on this one. Just glad you didn't go into full rant mode.

[grumpa]

Oh, don't worry the fury is building, oh, and speaking of 'Fury" thanks for inviting me over --- hope you had fun with Braaaaaaad

[Gern]

Amazin' really. Here's a bunch of guys you wouldn't let into your house, yet you give them almost total authority over your lives.


Still, mankind is the most vicious and ruthless predator this planet has ever seen. Any system that allows us to live together without exploiting that talent can't be all bad!

[grumpa]

The best good politicians...are the dead ones!!!

One I read about 40 years ago - and I've never seen any reason to disagree:
An honest politician is one who stays bought.

I agree-- the problem is who's doing the buying!

[grumpa]

Amazin' really. Here's a bunch of guys you wouldn't let into your house, yet you give them almost total authority over your lives.
Still, mankind is the most vicious and ruthless predator this planet has ever seen. Any system that allows us to live together without exploiting that talent can't be all bad!

Who says THEY"RE not exploiting it!