Posh Toilet Paper

[Guest]

On holiday stayed at this B & B.


When we returned back each day the room and bathroom had been cleaned. The toilet paper was always folded back in a V at the end.


Got home and being stupid I did the same got a grin from Pauline.


So next time in the loo took some pens and this is the result.


Or should I say hoots of laughter as Pauline fell off the loo seat laughing.


Laurie


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[Guest]

Laurie....you never stop to surprise me...toilet paper on a modeling forum!!


Your knowledge hasn't frontiers

[Guest]

I hope it's not a portrait of anyone in particular...

[Guest]

as a portrait, I wouldn't wipe my arse with it


But it's pretty funny all the same!

[Robert1968]

Now that's good clean toilet humour!!!! :P


Robert

[Guest]

What do you think of the artistry.

[Guest]

Your artistry is pretty good. I can't draw for nuts.


Years ago, when a female friend of my wife's was arriving, to stay in a bedroom where I had recently fitted up a small toilet-and-basin-only ensuite, I wrote in big black letters "GOD SAVE YOUR GRACE". I put it on one of the tearoff sheets about the third back from the end so it was invisible until the roll was used. It was a great success. My wife said I was the only one in the World who would even think of doing a thing like that. I have told her she was wrong and there is another!

[papa 695]

My posh toilet paper is if I get a page from the times rather than the sun

[Guest]

Our family used to use the Daily Herald during the war. That was posh. Plus posh string to hang the precisely cut pieces on the bathroom hook. A nail dad was a carpenter.


Laurie

[Ian M]

So this is what the chat degenerates to when I'm not around tut.


Still great work with only two felt tip pens. (think about it)


Ian M

[Guest]

Oh tuty tut Ian. Staff Member and Admin. Moderator.


You have guessed I used lipstick :P


Laurie