Beer maths !

[Alan 45]

I don't think there crap...you're always saying that nobody would want em...I just figured that with your beer maths, obviously you will need a beer or two to work that out. So, your models look bad to you because your always drunk...
Don't cry Al...it'll dilute ya booze.

No mate I'm a poo modeller now I know you , you , you poo head !

[eddiesolo]

I can't be all that good or they would sell for more money lol.

[Guest]

No mate I'm a poo modeller now I know you , you , you poo head !

Whoops 45% proof (who needs it) not Sainsbury not Asda.


Edradour distillery none of the blended stuff 25 year old malt. absolute perfection


Who is worried about the price two tots and the whole world is yours.


I bought a bottle in Scotland at the distillery. Brought it home. Had a tot each.


II then next day and afterwards (it was a blur) totted the rest.


Phew she was furious. I did no care I did no mind I did drink it all.


Laurie

[eddiesolo]

Phew she was furious. I did no care I did no mind I did drink it all.

You rascal you...I am surprised Pauline didn't make you sleep outside...or maybe you did you just cannot remember due to the blur

[Guest]

You rascal you...I am surprised Pauline didn't make you sleep outside...or maybe you did you just cannot remember due to the blur

Oh Si it would be such bliss. Pauline allows me no sleep. I am her pawn or is it prawn . I know not which


Laurie

[eddiesolo]

Oh Si it would be such bliss. Pauline allows me no sleep. i am her pawn or is it prawn . I know not which

Too much info! Al, I have awful thoughts of Laurie in a prawn suit getting no sleep due to...er...antics. Can you spare some more beer so I can blot the image?

[papa 695]

Forget the maths just drink the damn things

[eddiesolo]

Forget the maths just drink the damn things

And through the alcohol dazed rantings of numbers and prawns comes a man of wisdom...

[grumpa]

So my models are crap ! Thanks for the honesty
I think I'm going to cry !

You know that alcohol is a depressant, maybe that's why you think your models suck but I {as you} know for the most part they are excellent................Jim

[Dave W]

It's not real beer though is it Alan?. It's a teenagers fizzy drink!.

[Guest]

And through the alcohol dazed rantings of numbers and prawns comes a man of wisdom...

Which one was that !

[Gern]

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."


Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."


Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze real King of beers."


Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.


Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please".


The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"


Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I"

[grumpa]

Wow do you live in Greece Jim
laurie

Not quite yet but don't worry we'll be there soon enoughops:

[grumpa]

Too much info! Al, I have awful thoughts of Laurie in a prawn suit getting no sleep due to...er...antics. Can you spare some more beer so I can blot the image?

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[Guest]

Whoops 45% proof (who needs it) not Sainsbury not Asda.
Edradour distillery none of the blended stuff 25 year old malt. absolute perfection


Who is worried about the price two tots and the whole world is yours.


I bought a bottle in Scotland at the distillery. Brought it home. Had a tot each.


II then next day and afterwards (it was a blur) totted the rest.


Phew she was furious. I did no care I did no mind I did drink it all.


Laurie

God's own drink is whisky. Not a fan of beer for some reason.