My son will be the death of me !

[Alan 45]

as some of of you know my youngest son has CP and he sleeps down stairs and this can make him do the unexpected , well last night as I was checking everything before I turned in I checked his room , it was pitch black and I looked behind his curtains to check he didn't leave his window open


As I turned my eyes adjusted to the dark and I noticed he wasn't in his bed , I checked his bathroom to see if he's in there, nothing ! I start to panic he hasn't come past me and his physio room is empty !


All manner of thoughts are running through my mind I'm now panicking when I here a sound I turn and here movement , I go over to the bay window open the curtains and there is the LITTLE SOD ! Wrapped up in his quilt fast asleep on the floor !!


All manner of emotions , fright, angst , relief and anger all in a few moments and I've give up drinking !


He will he's going to kill me one day I swear he is !

[eddiesolo]

Bless him...just keeping you on your toes mate.

[Alan 45]

Yeah I'll bless him as in


We commit these remains to the earth

[Guest]

Wait Alan to later. Sunday morning. Strewn about the pathway to the back door.


Shoes then socks, coat shirt then vest then trousers. Fortunately no underpants.


Found out later him and his mates were known as the Artois boys.


Then the unsavoury bits No. not here.


Then the room. Various mugs in various states of antibiotic development.


A bit of green toast on the floor crisp packets which had lost their crisps


strewn over other parts of the room.


Mother says if you do not clear up the dirty clothes in your room I will chuck


them out (they were in the greenhouse).


Worried no he just got some more clothes out of the cupboard.


Then one day after HE has gone to school. The police Hell. Ridden down


the hill, fast, could not stop and ended in the rear seat of a car parked at


the traffic lights. Blood all over the place he Mark unconcious.


Would not change him he is an old softy now Just like his father %£"*&^%^.


Laurie

[grumpa]

That's nothing , my youngest,13 at the time took my car for a joy ride in middle of night, took police on a 2 hour chase, eluded them and parked car in driveway, went to bed and a couple of hours later when I was leaving for work four coppers swooped on me and locked ME up, how's that!

[Alan 45]

That's nothing , my youngest,13 at the time took my car for a joy ride in middle of night, took police on a 2 hour chase, eluded them and parked car in driveway, went to bed and a couple of hours later when I was leaving for work four coppers swooped on me and locked ME up, how's that!

Very funny

[Alan 45]

Wait Alan to later. Sunday morning. Strewn about the pathway to the back door.
Shoes then socks, coat shirt then vest then trousers. Fortunately no underpants.


Found out later him and his mates were known as the Artois boys.


Then the unsavoury bits No. not here.


Then the room. Various mugs in various states of antibiotic development.


A bit of green toast on the floor crisp packets which had lost their crisps


strewn over other parts of the room.


Mother says if you do not clear up the dirty clothes in your room I will chuck


them out (they were in the greenhouse).


Worried no he just got some more clothes out of the cupboard.


Then one day after HE has gone to school. The police Hell. Ridden down


the hill, fast, could not stop and ended in the rear seat of a car parked at


the traffic lights. Blood all over the place he Mark unconcious.


Would not change him he is an old softy now Just like his father %£"*&^%^.


Laurie

Been there laurie , my eldest son is coming up to 17 and I have two daughter in their mid 20's but none of them have made me paining like this lol

[Guest]

and locked ME up, how's that!

That is very funny. Must be that criminal look.


But Jim you only told us episode one. What happened in the final chapter. Did they let you out of Jail ?


Laurie

[Guest]

have made me paining like this lol

Children give you more stress than anything else but compensated in full and with a bonus


as there is nothing in this world for me that has given me so much in so many ways as family life.


Thought before all four married that I would be free of concern for their well being but it is for life.


Laurie

[grumpa]

Continued.....After a long and lengthy explanation and much aggravation the situation was cleared up. The cops were more embarrassed at the fact that they couldn't catch a 13 year old more than anything else and because of his youth declined charges against him, I ran down the road pleading with them to change their minds buy they wouldn't Needless to say he came to wish they had

[Guest]

I ran down the road pleading with them to change their minds

Just love it.


Laurie