Tidy Bench Club Application No 326

[Guest]

Pete, you will certainly be welcome, but far far too tidy at the moment, where as Chris sounds like he is well on the way.
I suggest some paint all over that mat, far too clean, a few boxes liberally scattered and tools every where, not to mention parts .Keep trying , remember we don't charge exorbitant fees. A s.a.e. and a postal order for ten and six will give you life long membership.

[Guest]

Pete, you will certainly be welcome, but far far too tidy at the moment, where as Chris sounds like he is well on the way.
I suggest some paint all over that mat, far too clean, a few boxes liberally scattered and tools every where, not to mention parts .Keep trying , remember we don't charge exorbitant fees. A s.a.e. and a postal order for ten and six will give you life long membership.

Throwing paint around with one hand, typing with the other, where are those spare parts.
Yours hopefully Mess Incorporated.
Pete.