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[Guest]

Amazing what you can get up to when you are bored...
Had this song 'Ain't no sunshine anymore' going round my head all day, so put a few changes to it - you are free to sing along....

Ain't no coronavirus in my house
Not even a bug in the mouse
Ain't no coronavirus in my home
Jus’ appears to be leavin’ me alone
All we do is hope an’ pray

Toilet paper lasts all day
Wonder if it’s goin’ away
Ain't no coronavirus when it’s gone
And this house just ain't no home
Havin’ isolation on your own

And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know,
Hey, I oughta leave the rubber doll alone
Just can’t handle isolation on my own

Ain't no coronavirus in my day
Only baked beans every day
Ain't no pasta on the shelves
And this house just ain't no home
Please make the runs go away
Please make my food delivery today
Can’t do click and collect this way
Please make this coronavirus go away

Mike.

[stillp]

Don't give up the day job Mike.
Pete

[Jim R]

Hi Mike
To be honest I doubt Lennon and McCartney have much to worry about but 10/10 for effort :thumb2: :smiling2:
Jim

[Guest]

Wait till I write the book, then the play and finally the film script, did I tell you I sstudied under the great platwrite Ernie Wise.... And nobody could write a play like what he did....:rolling: