OH DEAR NOT MY MONTH

[Guest]

Blimey what are brownie points John. I just get black looks. Is there a similarity.

Laurie

Yes Laurie, these looks are infact the minus point being given. These can add up and be unleashed at any time. Normally when you are least expecting it. The number that causes the outburst is unknown, many researchers have pointed to anniversaries of a particular infringement to be the reason.I hope this is of some help .

[stillp]

many researchers have pointed to anniversaries of a particular infringement to be the reason

Bear in mind that the outburst can first occur many years after the first anniversary, or whenever you thought your transgression had been forgotten.

Admin, can we have a new forum section called "Marriage Guidance"? :smiling5:

Pete

[rtfoe]

Bear in mind that the outburst can first occur many years after the first anniversary, or whenever you thought your transgression had been forgotten.

Admin, can we have a new forum section called "Marriage Guidance"? :smiling5:

Pete

Or call it The Survivors or The Ones Who Get Away.

Cheers,
Richard

[boatman]

Chris, just tell the wife "next time YOU change the kitty box, and I'll chat up the neighbors.:tongue-out:

My secret is to feign deafness and high tail it out of the room lickety split!
By the time she chases me down she forgot what she was ranting at me about.

Jim.

AN HI Jim yea i can feign deafness as ive got a hearing aid as hearing gone down due to niose in a container an lorry tralier makin factory as a welder so now if jen has a rant at me i can just switch me aids off lol an i love your bit about you sayin By the time she chases me down she forgot what she was ranting at me about. thats brilliant full marks for that one lol
ATB chris an jen

[boatman]

You could have said something like:
"instead of standing there getting your panties in a wedge, you could have got round to the front/back door."

THEN RAN.

NO can do on that Ian as our house has no back door an i cant run fast now due to back injury but thanks for the ideas lol
chris

[boatman]

Oh dear Chris , you've bought this on yourself, first it was taking a stocking,not any old stocking but one of her favorites. That alone was an extremely dangerous, a move which has resulted in a deep and unforgivable act against Jen.
Now you have compounded this by locking her out ! And to make matters even worse in the rain !
Any brownie points that you had will have been wiped out,you must be now well into the minus range. Some men have never recovered from this only time will tell .:crying:
A low profile is recommended for some considerable time years maybe.
Personally I had to laught, sorry but I can just imagine the exchange of words :smiling3::smiling3::smiling3::smiling3:.Poor Jen , bet you won't do that again !

AN HI John yes i bought this on myself but only gulity on the stockin as the keys was accidental so not gulity on that an it had just stopped rainin so not too bad on that an i'll soon make up the brownie points by takin her to car boot sales so all will be foggotten (I HOPE ) an Jen is a very good lady an only see the best in me ( I HOPE ) LOL an you said Personally I had to laught, sorry but I can just imagine the exchange of words :smiling3::smiling3::smiling3::smiling3:.Poor Jen , bet you won't do that again

WELL John i took the easy way out an turned my hearing aids off lol an no i wont do that agan in a hurry lesson learned there
ATB chris an jen

[boatman]

Bear in mind that the outburst can first occur many years after the first anniversary, or whenever you thought your transgression had been forgotten.

Admin, can we have a new forum section called "Marriage Guidance"? :smiling5:

Pete

HI Pete :thinking: thats a good one :rolling::smiling2::smiling2:

Admin, can we have a new forum section called "Marriage Guidance"? :smiling5:
i think we all need some "Marriage Guidance" lol at some time :flushed::rolling::face-with-head-bandage: lol
chris

[boatman]

Or call it The Survivors or The Ones Who Get Away.

Cheers,
Richard

AN Richard yes thats also a good one as im a Survivor lol
chris

[Guest]

WELL John i took the easy way out an turned my hearing aids off lol an no i wont do that agan in a hurry lesson learned there
ATB chris an jen

Well that will not work Chris. Pauline will have learnt sign language by lunchtime. Plus placed her lunch menu requirement in writing.

Laurie

[boatman]

Well that will not work Chris. Pauline will have learnt sign language by lunchtime. Plus placed her lunch menu requirement in writing.

Laurie

WELL Laurie you can say you dont understand signing an her launch menu cant you say you cant find your glasses ? lol or failing that just accept that you are really under the thumb lol but i have come out of it smelling of roses as jen has bought me in a cup of tea an my fav sausage samwiches lol an thats true as jen has a very forgivin nature till the next time lol
chris an jen
chris

[Guest]

WELL Laurie you can say you dont understand signing an her launch menu cant you say you cant find your glasses ? lol or failing that just accept that you are really under the thumb lol but i have come out of it smelling of roses as jen has bought me in a cup of tea an my fav sausage samwiches lol an thats true as jen has a very forgivin nature till the next time lol
chris an jen
chris

Chris she has my spare pair of specs :tongue-out3:

Actually I put the clean cover on Pauline's douvet this morning as she was not so good. So I am riding high.

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

Nice story re-food. Teenager shopping for food. Arrives at checkout not realising it is card only no cash. Poor lad upset. A police officer 2 down the queue pops over & with his card clicks the machine all paid.

Lad offers his cash police officer says no that is OK. Very nice that.

Laurie

[Guest]

WELL Laurie you can say you dont understand signing an her launch menu cant you say you cant find your glasses ? lol or failing that just accept that you are really under the thumb lol but i have come out of it smelling of roses as jen has bought me in a cup of tea an my fav sausage samwiches lol an thats true as jen has a very forgivin nature till the next time lol
chris an jen
chris

Ahh you hope, as Pete says.
Bear in mind that the outburst can first occur many years after the first anniversary, or whenever you thought your transgression had been forgotten.

Just fancy a sausage sandwich , off to make one.:smiling3:

[stillp]

Just fancy a sausage sandwich , off to make one.:smiling3:

So do I now! Sausage toastie with mustard, yummy!
Pete

[BattleshipBob]

Someone say sausages :thumb2: luv a good old banger, ( those with a smuty mind please fetch your coat ) !!!

[Guest]

Someone say sausages :thumb2: luv a good old banger, ( those with a smuty mind please fetch your coat ) !!!

Personally Bob I like new bangers. :hungry:

Chipolatas nice & pink (when uncooked) nothing added in the sausage & fried but not crucified. 2 rashers of streaky bacon well done. :smiling:

Fried onions preferably red nice & crisp. Bramley fresh made apple sauce. Mashed potatoes (no butter) & thin sliced spring onions added during serving .
Or Jersey Royal Potatoes with a knob of butter. 2 weeks & they will be beggining digging.

Carrots small fresh. Yummy Kurly Kale. Thin, not thick, gravy. Fresh made Colemans mustard.

Salt & milled pepper. All pure heaven. Think I will give her in doors a treat tomorrow.

Laurie