That's fine Dave. Send me your address in PM and i'll post the offending poo over to you. That way you too can appreciate the 'wonderful' smell
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Mustard powder. Once they have tasted or sneezed it you will never see them again.
Dastardly seagull marched into the shop below our flat. Morrisons.
Dopey dick went to the salvage immediately appetite counter. Missed the sandwiches & chose the attractive premade mustard packet.
Dopey Dick toddled to the other side of the road mustard packet held firmly between greedy jaws.
Dopey Dick thrashed packet until mustard oosed (OH heck spelling) out. Took a good peck coughed a lot made disgusting horrible noises.
Then flew off. Dopey back next day a Gingsters pasty. Watched on both occasions. Waits for some body to open auto doors.
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We have sea gulls , pigeons magpies. All trying to eat the worm things Pauline puts out for the Sparrows.
I act a policeman of the balcony. Darn things wake me up 6:00am so noisy.
Sparrows get the insects on Pauline's massive balcony garden ( :tears-of-joy(actually she does a fantastic job)
No cats though third floor difficult for even the most agile feline.
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Another thing I have observed is that the furry buggers are not to happy about walking in wood chips. I guess the spiky nature of it is not to comfortable on their feet.
We get the odd fallow deer in the garden, which is a pain but so far we're living with it. Even if they do nibble the roses .Comment
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