The rumours about bob the StuG a official investigation !!

[BattleshipBob]

Dear all my name is Herr Harry F F Poopenhouse MOT & Bar ( twice removed ) and I am chairman of the StuG Society ( GB ). No other swine volunteered!!

It has been brought to my attention by rumours being spread by various scoundrels ( you know who you are ) that brother Bob ( StuGman ) has wander from the path of the StuG life and has gone all boaty face, after chocking on my afternoon tiffin I carried out a full investigation!

I can tell you that's its all cobblers! He has assured me that's its all porkies and he has this kit almost ready to start and after a busking and back of the sofa session he has invested in these bits, with more to come ( honest )



However he has confessed to making and having in stock floaty stuff but he is committed ( or is that should be ) to both the StuG and shippy stuff.

I hope this shocking and terrible event is now sorted out, i even had to miss homes under the hammer!! Those trouble makers will need to hide behind the biggest sofa they can find. If you are sitting watching TV and suddenly a 7.5 cm muzzle appears through the window I have found you lol.

You faithfully servant

Poopenhouse esq
79008 StuG St
StuGsville

[The Smythe Meister]

..... If you ACTUALLY do watch "Homes under the hammer" then I'm afraid,......no matter how much you protest about still being a StuG lover.... You Sir,are a lost cause!!

[BattleshipBob]

Dear Meister

Its me not Bob who watches that show, he of course watches Who's StuG is this !

[AlanG]

Its me not Bob who watches that show

Me thinks you protest too much lol

[boatman]

AN im one of those scoundrels an proud of it lol a floaty manna
captain pugwash

[BattleshipBob]

Dear Herr Pugwash, do you clean dogs? If so my pug is covered in S**t,

[scottie3158]

I hope your return is soon, otherwise the wet side may claim you for ever. :smiling:

[BattleshipBob]

Not long Paul, at least I have been found not guilty by Herr Poopenhouse, my god he's a tough cookie

[Guest]

Dear Captain Stug. You are not out of the woods year, apparently Matron is now investigating this report.
If I was you I'd just come clean and admit you have suffered a turn and had dipped you toes into the waters of evil .

[BattleshipBob]

Sorry busy getting fake passport, ID and new head. Heard that Alsaka is nice
.

[boatman]

I hope your return is soon, otherwise the wet side may claim you for ever. :smiling:

ITS TOO LATE he is a floaty an quite taken by it an we the floater welcome him with open arms
HERR Capitain Pugwash

[boatman]

Dear Captain Stug. You are not out of the woods year, apparently Matron is now investigating this report.
If I was you I'd just come clean and admit you have suffered a turn and had dipped you toes into the waters of evil .

HE HAS HE HAS LOL an not only tempted but he was so taken he has bought the devil in them floaty kits
herr Pugwash

[boatman]

Sorry busy getting fake passport, ID and new head. Heard that Alsaka is nice
.

YOU see thats where the floaters are based so he is comin to us as PaulE says WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
herr pugwash

[Jim R]

Hi Bob
I just don't understand how these vicious, unfounded rumours start. Perhaps it is down to pure envy. How refreshing to have someone of the stature of Herr Poopenhouse refute these claims.
Personally I never believed these attacks on your character. Just as a stick of rock from Tenby would have TENBY clearly written all through it if you were sliced then the word STUG would be proudly visible on every slice.
Threatening you with Matron is beyond the pale. Having said that Alaska does seem a sensible move.

[Allen Dewire]

Dear 'Admiral' Bob,

Nice try, but after reading the first few lines, I had to put on my fishing waders as the Herr Poopinhouse thing was getting deep...Fess up!!!...Floaties first, Stugs, maybe never again. Oh, and I love the pic of the 1/16 Das Werk kit. I'll bet my worn for a week, old socks, that there is a floaty thing carton underneath it. As to the 3D parts, anyone can get pics of them from the internet and photoshop them to make it look like they're on your table.......Not buying it Sir!!!

I take it you didn't see the post in my 1/2 track build and decided to take the easy, fake news, route to try and rectify this situation. Such a shame, but sometimes a man has to do what he has to do.........

I don't know how much money has changed hands between you and Chris, but it's unacceptable in any amount. Matron will be no help either I'm afraid. It's up to you now Buddy..........................

Regards
Varioz S. Coudrels the 1st, Esq. at large

PS... Bob, you know we still love you just the same!!!