Kids - sacked!!

[Waspie]

After a few months of dropping hints they have failed the test!!! :sad: I've a good mind to visit them more often!!:smiling5:
No Sea King under the tree!!:sleeping2: SO!! In revenge I have told them to expect socks and rubbish for Xmas future.:thumb2: Useless, totally useless. What is the point of raising children to have your hints and such ignored.:disappointed2:
As an act of revenge I have awarded myself a consolation prize.:smiling:
Guess what???

[Geoffers]

Might it be a Sea King Doug? :thinking::smiling3:

Geoff.

[Jim R]

Yes Geoff, I think you could be right.

[Lee W]

After a few months of dropping hints they have failed the test!!! :sad: I've a good mind to visit them more often!!:smiling5:
No Sea King under the tree!!:sleeping2: SO!! In revenge I have told them to expect socks and rubbish for Xmas future.:thumb2: Useless, totally useless. What is the point of raising children to have your hints and such ignored.:disappointed2:
As an act of revenge I have awarded myself a consolation prize.:smiling:
Guess what???

Kids, the worst invention going, they're noisey, smelly... and can't take a hint! :tears-of-joy:

[Waspie]

Kids, the worst invention going, they're noisey, smelly... and can't take a hint! :tears-of-joy:

There ya go - the truth is out there!!!!

[Waspie]

Might it be a Sea King Doug? :thinking::smiling3:

Geoff.

Bang on Geoff. But as a sweetener to SWMBO it cost me a bottle of Daisy!!!

[Guest]

Oh dear, oh dear, and in all those years you have still not learned tut! tut!
You do not talk to 'children' today, a hint to them is probably a new form of zit!
You have to text them and remind them about what your interest is - but don't just say Sea King because they will think it is a new animation film on Netflix... You have to text like this-
Yo! wot u do like. Like me seen an old mans like thing like he sticks like but bro the smell is bangin... Like now he on 1 an keeps on spouting old stuff like when the old guy comes he wants an airfiks sea king like... All that wording now tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

And if you can understand that and they cannot, the just try grunting, but not before lunchtime...

[boatman]

Oh dear, oh dear, and in all those years you have still not learned tut! tut!
You do not talk to 'children' today, a hint to them is probably a new form of zit!
You have to text them and remind them about what your interest is - but don't just say Sea King because they will think it is a new animation film on Netflix... You have to text like this-
Yo! wot u do like. Like me seen an old mans like thing like he sticks like but bro the smell is bangin... Like now he on 1 an keeps on spouting old stuff like when the old guy comes he wants an airfiks sea king like... All that wording now tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

And if you can understand that and they cannot, the just try grunting, but not before lunchtime...

:thinking::rolling::smiling::smiling::smiling::smi ling::smiling: HAHA Mike you kill me near spilt my sides laughin at your blog you sir are very witty an made my day readin that well said
an you are right as the kids today dont understand us oledies lol
chrisb

[Waspie]

Oh dear, oh dear, and in all those years you have still not learned tut! tut!
You do not talk to 'children' today, a hint to them is probably a new form of zit!
You have to text them and remind them about what your interest is - but don't just say Sea King because they will think it is a new animation film on Netflix... You have to text like this-
Yo! wot u do like. Like me seen an old mans like thing like he sticks like but bro the smell is bangin... Like now he on 1 an keeps on spouting old stuff like when the old guy comes he wants an airfiks sea king like... All that wording now tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

And if you can understand that and they cannot, the just try grunting, but not before lunchtime...

These ere ‘kids’ are closer to 50 than 5. NO EXCUSES!!!!
My revenge will be long lasting!! (And cheap).
Long live parents!! :thumb2:

[boatman]

YAY ONE UP for us oldeis Doug an just right what mike said but we havnt any kids so we have missed all the niosiey an smelly an hintin goins on lol
chrisb

[Jim R]

Mike - brilliant :smiling2:

[David Lovell]

Never bring this problem on yourself sorry its self inflicted, golden rule tell them that to save them worrying put some funds in a card that way you can get what you want (use the sales as a excuse if need be) as for the shmbo get what you want give it to her to wrap to given back saying she hops its what you want.

[colin m]

After a few months of dropping hints they have failed the test!!!

Bad news old boy - I'm quite sure we can't sack our kids. Wives' and partners yes, kids no. They just seem to keep re-appearing, no matter what !

[Gern]

I know what you mean. My kids keep buyin' me bath stuff for Xmas but I 'ardly ever 'as a bath! Yer'd think they'd take the hint wouldn't yer!?