Panademics

[Guest]

I've been doing some serous thinking these past few days and i have come to realise that the Chickens of this world have it in for us. It wasnt long ago when we were confrunted with the dreaded Simonella scare wich as you are aware came from the chicken farms. It could be that we breed them by the thousands and then slaughter them and eat them. Its no wonder they are on the war path. Hitler offered a brighter future. Anyway back to my theory. Not having any success with the egg scare they layed low for some time and hatched another plan. Bird flue, calling meetings around the globe they plotted against us with their alloys that could fly to spread more infectious diseases. Yes we did suffer and many were lost bless them but we fought back. So back to the drawing board and several cooped up meetings and now they have formed an alliance with the pigs. The swines have something in common with the foul creatures and so agreed to help. Again we are falling to the germ war fair. Its only a matter of time before the ducks start talking to the fish, beleive me, i dont want to be around when the fish start talking to the whales!!!!!

Andy

[Guest]

That's quite a fertile imagination you have there!! You should write movie scripts.

[Guest]

As good as I've heard on CNN.

[John]

There is one flaw, it looks like the chickens are helping us as they provide the eggs that the vaccine is grown in

[Guest]

There is one flaw, it looks like the chickens are helping us as they provide the eggs that the vaccine is grown in

I never said that they were clever. And dont let on what you have just said, god knows what they will do if they knew.

[Guest]

panademic

Just to confirm my story even futher. It was quite a time ago when 2 pigs escaped from a breeding farm around here and the press called them the Tamworth 2. For days they were on the run and managed on several occasions to make fools of the Pigs who tried to catch them. On one occassion they were on the new bypass and had the coppers running round like headless chickens trying to catch them. Now we have pigs on the run and pigs running round like chickens with no heads surely there must be some moral to that story, and who helped the pigs escape in the first place any why only 2 out of about 100. I beleive it took days to catch them and where are they now... who knows. You can count on one thing, if we can find them i bet they we could make them squeal.

[Guest]

its a good job that models are inanimate , as with all the abuse we put on them,cutting sanding and then glueing and painting, they could be far more vengeful.

greycap

[Guest]

Not forgetting the mad cows.

[Guest]

Not forgetting the mad cows.

I met one on my mates farm and asked her what she thought of the Mad Cows scare, she said it doesn't bother me, i'm a duck. lol

Andy