Best email

[Alan 45]

I have just received the best email , this woman in South Africa has $24 mil sitting in a bank in Zimbabwe and she can't get to it unless she transfers the cash to a foreign account and if I do this for her she will give me 30% of the money !

I told the wife and she said it's a scam , I said surly not this person sounds so genuine and I need to do is give her my bank details !

[eddiesolo]

I have just received the best email , this woman in South Africa has $24 mil sitting in a bank in Zimbabwe and she can't get to it unless she transfers the cash to a foreign account and if I do this for her she will give me 30% of the money !I told the wife and she said it's a scam , I said surly not this person sounds so genuine and I need to do is give her my bank details !

They still try it on lol, anyway must go Mr, Magadonga is wanting me to send £500 to cover costs until he can sort out the £50 million in gold that he has.

Si

[Alan 45]

They still try it on lol, anyway must go Mr, Magadonga is wanting me to send £500 to cover costs until he can sort out the £50 million in gold that he has.Si

This isn't the first one I've had , I had one from a bloke just like yours except this was a business venture but the twist was I got an email from the F.B.I telling me it was a genuine offer and they were monitoring all my emails and they felt duty bound to tell me about it in case I missed out on a lot of money

I thought How nice it was the F.B.I would take time from trying to stop international terrorists and covering up alien abductions to tell me I could get a lot of money

[eddiesolo]

This isn't the first one I've had , I had one from a bloke just like yours except this was a business venture but the twist was I got an email from the F.B.I telling me it was a genuine offer and they were monitoring all my emails and they felt duty bound to tell me about it in case I missed out on a lot of money I thought How nice it was the F.B.I would take time from trying to stop international terrorists and covering up alien abductions to tell me I could get a lot of money

Priceless...

Si

[Guest]

I had one scammer try to tell me that I was "the missing sole heir" to some kind of fortune, and if I jumped through all their hoops then I would be set up with also 30% of the total, and I'm like "uh, no, if I am the sole heir then that means I get 100% of the money" ...Next!

[downscale model art]

i think you are both being too cynical. sounds like a brilliant idea...could you email me mr muccadongas contact details

[eddiesolo]

i think you are both being too cynical. sounds like a brilliant idea...could you email me mr muccadongas contact details

Well, I am afraid there is charge of £50 for admin charges Rob for me to send the details across to you.

Si

[eddiesolo]

I had one scammer try to tell me that I was "the missing sole heir" to some kind of fortune, and if I jumped through all their hoops then I would be set up with also 30% of the total, and I'm like "uh, no, if I am the sole heir then that means I get 100% of the money" ...Next!

70% charges...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I will have to charge Rob more.

Si

[Guest]

You guys are just sooooooooo cynical.

If you're worried about these scams then send me your online banking details and passwords and I will check that nothing untoward has happened with your finances.

....Hannants here I come!

[John]

I get loads of these too, sometimes I reply to them and have a bit of fun, of cause giving my other name Mr Doyou thinkimdaft

[Alan 45]

Nice one john I'll have to remember that next time especially if I get one from the F.B.I again

[Ian M]

If I ever reply to such, I say I dont have a bank account and they will need to send a cashiers cheque....Never got one yet :-(

Ian M

[downscale model art]

fifty pounds? hang on....i smell a rat.

[eddiesolo]

fifty pounds? hang on....i smell a rat.

You can trust me Rob...honest.

Si

[Guest]

If I ever reply to such, I say I dont have a bank account and they will need to send a cashiers cheque....Never got one yet

I'll have to remember that, I actually don't have a bank account...... I use Elaines :-)