CONFUCIUS THE MODELLER ONCE SAID:

[Guest]

At one time, I could read 1000 of those Kanji, and recall 600 of them well enough to write. In Japanese, not chinese, but written japanese has its roots in written chinese. I can recognize the pictures for "horse" ( 匹马) , "water" (水), and "stone" (or rock like material) (石)...

[Guest]

its the only chinese i know,was cool to do in the pubs when i was younger,it is simplified chinese though,as i am but a simpleton lol

[eddiesolo]

its the only chinese i know,was cool to do in the pubs when i was younger,it is simplified chinese though,as i am but a simpleton lol

Only Chinese I know is number 85 with fried rice.

Si

[Guest]

chicken curry?

[eddiesolo]

chicken curry?

IN ONE!

Si

[Alan 45]

When you have a hammer in your hand everything looks like a nail

[Guest]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film

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