Saturday morning, so...........

[John]

I had the choice of going to town or playing GTA5, wife said town was busy

[colin m]

I'm done. I've used more chemicals than the Geneva convention covers, all is sparkly and clean, now, where's that bird. It was a long hard slog - but the wife and kids returned with beer and wine, I am rewarded o_O

[downscale model art]

i too had the wonderful choice of tailing around the dragon through the heaving masses today. i managed to slay the dragon by ordering a new three piece suite online. this not only gets me out of buying any gifts for xmas,,,,jewellry,bath salts etc but also comes with matching footstool and 1.350 trumpeteer uss oliver destroyer.

[PaulTRose]

i dont know if ive been lucky or not in missing out on lots of shopping for crimbo as instead swmbo and i moved 150 miles to a new home instead!

not had time to think about much cept packing, unpacking and where the bench is going to go

on a side note i was surprised how big the stash was

[Guest]

I wonder how many blokes reading this will be thinking......"what's an oven? "

Not *this* bloke.

I am the chef in our house, and I am pretty good at it as well. All things aside my wife washes the dishes we dirty up. It's a system that's been working well for us for 7 years now...

[Guest]

I can see you don't get involved in the weekly shopping - that's normal behaviour for shoppers every week!Gern

Dave the only time I go to town shopping is when I am working and armed with a wheelchair and no it's not for carrying the goods.

[colin m]

i too had the wonderful choice of tailing around the dragon through the heaving masses today. i managed to slay the dragon by ordering a new three piece suite online. this not only gets me out of buying any gifts for xmas,,,,jewellry,bath salts etc but also comes with matching footstool and 1.350 trumpeteer uss oliver destroyer.

A serious result......................respect............... .

[colin m]

Not *this* bloke.I am the chef in our house, and I am pretty good at it as well. All things aside my wife washes the dishes we dirty up. It's a system that's been working well for us for 7 years now...

On average, I would say I do more of the cooking. However, at great gatherings like Christmas, we need a full broad side, hence the wife takes over.

[Gern]

Dave the only time I go to town shopping is when I am working and armed with a wheelchair and no it's not for carrying the goods.

So it's for running over the other customers then?

Gern

[Guest]

So it's for running over the other customers then?Gern

If they are ignorant and try nipping over in front of me at the last moment when they can quite clearly see our paths are crossing

[Guest]

The women I married is cleaning the oven right at this moment while I sit & type & have a rest. Good girl.

My tutorials have worked.

Hope she does not read this or "my goose is more than cooked".

Laurie

[Guest]

The women I married is cleaning the oven right at this moment while I sit & type & have a rest. Good girl.My tutorials have worked.

Hope she does not read this or "my goose is more than cooked".

Laurie

It won't be chestnuts roasting on the open fire Laurie

[colin m]

Cleaning the oven was a joint effort, she bought the chemicals- I done the work. I must learn to drive a harder deal.....