New German Stealth Bomber?

[Guest]

I woke up this morning, looked out my window and couldn't believe what I saw. Rumors had stated that Germany was developing a new stealth bomber and it was being tested in our area. It's based on proven, age old principle, used for over 100 years. I quickly grabbed the iPad, snapped a few pics before it landed at our local Bamberg Aerodrome and before I got caught,

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An ingenious concept in modern aeronautics!!! VTOL (Vertical Takeoff & Landing), top speed approx. 15 to 20 Kph (with a tailwind) and very quiet. The beauty of it is it doesn't use digital camo or high-tech materials for it's stealth capabilities. Just plain old stuff used every day. It's also many, many millions cheaper than an F-35. The advertising on the sides fool countries into believing it's just a show-off piece from a chain of furniture stores!!! Another pic,

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Rumor also has it, that it is capable of carrying the new, secretly developed 2 megaton Prunetron Bomb, that was a co-production with the Ex-Lax company. This new bomb doesn't destroy buildings or level cities.......It just knocks the living sh*t out of everyone instead.....

I will try and keep you updated on any new developments should they happen...............

Prost
Allen

Known locally as Dascondommitderhole...

[scottie3158]

there was Peter Perfect
Dick Dastardly
The Ant hill mob
I can't remember the others.

[The Smythe Meister]

there was Peter Perfect
Dick Dastardly
The Ant hill mob
I can't remember the others.

MATE... What cave were you brought up in... Penelope Pitstop, Creepy Coupé... I could go on!! :dizzy:

[scottie3158]

MATE... What cave were you brought up in... Penelope Pitstop, Creepy Coupé... I could go on!! :dizzy:

Mate I have problems remembering yesterday let alone cartoons from my youth.

[Tim Marlow]

MATE... What cave were you brought up in... Penelope Pitstop, Creepy Coupé... I could go on!! :dizzy:

Crimson Haybaler tends to get forgotten……

[minitnkr]

......Sylvester Sneekly (the hooded claw), The Bully Brothers, Yak Yak, Dum Dum.......Penelope got her own spinoff from 'Wacky Races' called 'The Perils of Penelope' I think. My kids loved them. "The Tom Slick Cheer" became a thing in our family.

[The Smythe Meister]

Crimson Haybaler tends to get forgotten……

Better known as "The Red Max" mind :thumb2:

[Waspie]

Better known as "The Red Max" mind :thumb2:

And I thought my head was full of trivia!!!

[Graeme C.]

You forgot the army surplus special!

[Guest]

Matron is wondering who to visit first !

[Tim Marlow]

Matron is wondering who to visit first !

Can it be one of the others? I’m having a lay in

[Guest]

And I thought my head was full of trivia!!!

Good grief! No! we all live on trivia, that is why we have moderators, who have a hard job keeping us in line. Could you imagine the chaos and mayhem we could inflict on the other softer souls on this forum if it were not for them...
Now of course you can take the old Tom & Jerry cartoons before they went politically woke save the planet correct, Foghorn Leghorn, Roadrunner and for the more adult palate there was Sir Terry Wogan and his 'Janet & John' stories every day on Radio 2 before it too went woke.

[Guest]

Matron is wondering who to visit first !

Me! me! me! Please let it be me - the slight pain as the needle goes in, and then the reflective release of pent up air, such joy......

[Tim Marlow]

Good grief! No! we all live on trivia, that is why we have moderators, who have a hard job keeping us in line. Could you imagine the chaos and mayhem we could inflict on the other softer souls on this forum if it were not for them...
Now of course you can take the old Tom & Jerry cartoons before they went politically woke save the planet correct, Foghorn Leghorn, Roadrunner and for the more adult palate there was Sir Terry Wogan and his 'Janet & John' stories every day on Radio 2 before it too went woke.

OK then trivia king What was Tom cats name before he was called Tom…….

[Guest]

OK then trivia king What was Tom cats name before he was called Tom…….

Jasper...