discussion Grandson caught out in bath

[Guest]

My Grandson Matthew, who is 10 years old, gets home from one of these weekend away with school boy (sad no girls) friends on an adventure thing.

Most of the adventure was obviously getting as filthy as possible & retaining it until he got home.

My daughter, Sarah, bundles him straight into a hot bath. He lies in this bath listening to the radio. After half an hour she thinks the little monkey had been in there long enough.

She rings the local radio station Jersey Channel 103.

Matthew stewing in the bath is suddenly brought to his senses (unusual) as the music is interrupted with the presenter's voice-------

"Matthew will you please get out of the bath you have been in it far to long"

Laurie

 

[Guest]

Brilliant!!!

 

[eddiesolo]

That is such a cool thing to do.

Si

 

[Guest]

You wouldn't get that on Radio 2!!

Brilliant

 

[Gern]

Little boy in the bath.

Looks down and says to mommy "Are those my brains?"

"Not yet dear!"

Gern

 

[Gern]

And of course:

Little boy and girl meeting on their first day at school.

Him: I came to school on the bus.

Her: I came to school in a chauffeur-driven limousine.

Him: My daddy works at Jones Engineering.

Her: My daddy is Mr Jones and he owns the company.

Him: I've got 50p

Her: My daddy gives me £5.00 every day.

Him: I've got a dog.

Her: I've got a thoroughbred pony.

Him: I've got some marbles.

Her: I've got my own laptop with hundreds of games.

By which time, he's a little fed up so he thinks for a while, then:

Him (pointing at his you-know-what): I've got one of these.

Her (pointing at her you-know-what): Yes I know. But I've got one of these and my mommy says if I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I like!

Gern

 

[Guest]

Poor old Matthew. A of his school mates were listening in. Taken a bit of ribbing including from me. His reply every body in the Island knows.

Like it Dave.

Laurie

 

[Guest]

Genial Laurie!!!!

 

[Guest]

Brilliant!