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Mobile phones had only just appeared or I should say were getting very popular especially with the business reps...
Remember when they were a sort of status symbol? There's a story (possibly true) about a London commuter train. Guy in a suit is talking very loudly on a mobile "What's that? ICI are up how much? OK, sell half a million, use the money to buy more Tesco" and so on. Meanwhile, another passenger is showing signs of a heart attack, everyone in the carriage except the mobile user gathers round trying t give first aid. One goes to the loudmouth and asks to use his mobile to call an ambulance to the next station. "Clear off, I'm speaking with my stockbroker is the reply. As the heart victim starts to turn blue, a group of passengers snatch the mobile and try to ring 999... but then find the phone was one of those dummy phones used for display in the shops!

And one I know to be true: one of my colleagues part-owned a rather posh wine bar in Henley. They installed a series of small shelves in a chimney breast that was a focal point in the room, with sockets for people to plug in chargers for mobile. The yuppies would swagger up the that chimney breast to place their status symbol on display. The really serious poseurs could be seen getting out of their BMWs and calling someone to say "I'm just going in now, call me in 10 minutes", so they could later say "Oh, that sounds like my Mobile Phone" and make a big show of walking up and answering it.

Pete
 
On the plus side, I do find mine very useful. Have all the UK in OS on my phone so getting lost is no longer an option when I go walkies in strange places!! Easy finding the car too!!! As for talking to people on it!! Why - all folk seem to do is shout on their mobiles totally negating the point of having one!!!!
Status symbol - Nah!! Necessity - Nah!! Useful - at times!!
 
Ahh, if only we had a police presence on the island to make sure it's all adhered to! People do it round here because they know the chances of getting caught are near zero.
Just like in this Peninsula! It's a small world, isn't it! ;)
 
I remember when the phone was just that, for making phone calls. If you wanted to take photos you took a camera and some spare rolls of film, if you wanted to find out something you looked in a book, if you needed to plan a route you used a map and if you wanted to send a message you wrote a letter or a card. Oh and if you wanted to listen to some music you either turned on the radio or went into a local shop and bought a cassette tape or perhaps one of those new fangled CDs.
 
They also do not know the compass points or the stars. Lost w/o phones day or night.
 
Local Pub quizzes! astonishing, prople using their phones to find answers - they think that no-one has noticed! - it was decreed that phones be put on the table in front of the owner, in plain sight! A suggestion that phones be turned off was shouted down, on the grounds that ' an important call could be missed ' !!?!!
Dave
 
Local Pub quizzes! astonishing, prople using their phones to find answers
In this morning’s paper here:

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Picture 1: “Question 6: Who ordered the execution of Kees P” “Easy!”
Picture 2: “Question 7: Where did Frank the Red hide the coke” “I know that one!”
Picture 3: “Question 8: Who stabbed …” “Clever, a pub quiz in jail”
 
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