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A "drunk" squirrel has caused hundreds of pounds of damage at a private members' club.


The secretary of Honeybourne Railway Club said he originally thought someone had broken into the premises, near Evesham in Worcestershire.


The floor was covered in beer and glasses and bottles smashed, Sam Boulter said.


Mr Boulter, 62, said he then saw a squirrel "staggering around" after coming out from behind a box of crisps.


'Turned on the taps'


He added: "There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap.


"He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly.


"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say."


Mr Boulter, who estimated he lost about £300 in the incident, eventually caught the squirrel in a waste paper bin and released it out of the window.
 
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that's so funny ,pore little thing would have a very sore head, :D
Moni now lets get this straight, are you referring to the squirrel or Ian.


I would guess the squirrel. Although I would also guess that Ian would also like being refereed to "as a poor little thing". ahhhh. ;)


Laurie
 
well his squirrel,costume is very convincing, :D


so maybe dose dose need a couple of pills also lol, :)
 
On the radio they said it took quite a while to catch. Not so drunk I think.
 
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Squirrel suit :) :) :)
Squirrel suit. Have you seen those mad people who glide whilst wearing 'squirrel suits' A bit off topic, but impressive to watch.
 
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well his squirrel,costume is very convincing, :D
so maybe dose dose need a couple of pills also lol, :)
I do need pills Monica but I don't think it's for an headache, it's to keep those nice men in white coats away.
 
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I do need pills Monica but I don't think it's for an headache, it's to keep those nice men in white coats away.
oh lol, :D


i think were one of the same,lol :D


or i need them because ever day is the same,like ground hog day,get a headache ever day from nagging,


so a Squirrel suit,would suit just fine with a few bottle :rolleyes: :)
 
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Sozzled squirrel is the perfect name for a wee English pub. Lol
 
that would be cool and 1st i think,what a great name, ;)


just going down to the Sozzled squirrel,dear, :D
 
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