sheds, outhouses...who'd have one!?

[eddiesolo]

yep Joe is right ever thing hear that can bite you kills you,have alook at there things i hate them so so much nasty 8 legged things that move to fast

and thats only one type of nasty

we do get huntsman in the house but i try to leave them be, as Paul said big very big things that run so fast, but i leave them be, as the name says huntsman they do kill and eat other nasty spiders :P

plus other very very bad ones like white tip, and so on, and thers bib ulge black things, and you know why we have all off these things as how offen do you see black birds or thrasher rooting around in the garden

and they always keep the spider down in numbers but with out these birds oh no we are getting over ran

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=redback spider&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Q6eoU-6eM4TAkQWO0YGQCw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1906&bih=945

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=redback spider&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Q6eoU-6eM4TAkQWO0YGQCw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1906&bih=945# q=huntsman spider&tbm=isch

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=redback spider&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Q6eoU-6eM4TAkQWO0YGQCw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1906&bih=945# q=funnly wed spiders&tbm=isch

...here's me screeching like a girl when a I see a Earwig! They wouldn't need to bite me I would die of fright first!

Si

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what about them fish that can swim up your doofer and claim squatters rights

[monica]

oh lol, you hate them that much, what gets me is when you loase track off one, and spent hrs trying to find it,

or there is a huntsman on the ceiling and you know were he is, and doze off and he is on the wall closer each time ops:

yes these one in south America,Rob, that just lov guys, ops: and even better if you wee ,like a missal, too take up squatters claim, all i can think is oh uch,lol,

or wear iron undies

[Lee W]

Just looking at those spiders... eeewwww

Yes that was a small girlie cry ops: lol

Lee

[monica]

oh lol thats so so funny , well you and Si, , see we cannot turn and try to run away because we just run into another one ops:

[stona]

Everything in Australia is out to kill you.

Even the sheep ?

Steve

[Lee W]

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Which one do you want to be? Lol

Lee

[flyjoe180]

Even the sheep ?Steve

Even the sheep. If it doesn't kill you directly it has a bug on it somewhere which will get ya. Never trust sheep.

[stona]

An Aussie tourist in NZ spots a Kiwi being amorous with a sheep. 'Oi mate!' he hails his antipodean cousin, 'in Australia we shear our sheep'. 'You can b*gger off' comes the reply, 'This one's all mine.'

I suppose you would need to have heard the relevant accents

Cheers

Steve

[flyjoe180]

Any other ewe-phemisms ? :P

[Gern]

And you think you got problems Lee! He was upstairs on my model shelf last night!

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[Lee W]

And you think you got problems Lee! He was upstairs on my model shelf last night![ATTACH]84545[/ATTACH]

Gern

Sod trying to flush that down the plug hole!!!



Lee

[Dave W]

...me! This rented pile of bricks has 2 brick sheds, although the one at the bottom of the garden is an old air raid shelter!So guess what!? The weather's here...the kids want things like their bikes and scooters...guess whose got to tidy it? Yep muggins here!

I did have help though,

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This bad boy! Easily 2 inch leg span , then I had help in the shelter, he was naughty and wouldn't help!

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He was big, over 3 inches in span o_O.

I don't mind bugs but spiders always get the size 10 treatment, I hate spiders ! 8 legs and can spin thread out your bum...that's not natural!!!

Anybody else suffer this?

Lee

Some Uk male house Spiders also have their sex glands on stalks sticking out of their heads.They run up to the female and bang! She's impregnated.That would be pretty cool to have your cobblers on your head!......on second thoughts,maybe not.

[Dave W]

I worked in Saudi Arabia for 7 years as a crew chief on Saudi Tornado's.One evening I was sitting on the ground in the HAS with one leg of a Tornado jacked up.I was in the process of changing a wheel when I had a feeling I was being watched.I looked behind me and there were 3 Wolf spiders running around not 10 feet away.I got up and ran out of the shelter!.those things are hard bastards.You go near them and they run at you with their front two legs which have pincers on raised in the air.Theyve also got two big fangs.Horrible things!.

[monica]

lets just be tankful that we dont have spiders like that thing Dave, oh my what would you do,

see Dave thats why i stay inside or dont go to the bush, could not think of some think worse, than having one wolf spider let alone three of then grrrrrrrrrrrrr run away