DAMN AND BLAST!

[Guest]

The way to deal with it is simple. After he's given you the local and is standing next to you ready to start, gently grab his b***s with a pair of pliers and say sweetly: "Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"

Yes Dave but what if he is wearing a cricket box ?

Laurie

[Gern]

Yes Dave but what if he is wearing a cricket box ? Laurie

Simples! Use a plumber's wrench instead of pliers.

[Guest]

Simples! Use a plumber's wrench instead of pliers.

But would that not break the cricket box. :P

Laurie

[eddiesolo]

Well, it is done, at two o'clock the butcher/dentist pulled the blighter out. In fact he was really good, the injection took longer than the extraction, it came away in two halves and was out in 30 seconds. Now I am dribbling...but nothing new there.

Si

[yak face]

Ouch ! soup for tea for you Si . I thought the appointment would have been 2.30 though

[Guest]

Can you still talk Si ? If so you are already on the mend.

How is your bank balance ?

Are you framing the 2 halves ? Or touch of Mr Cement S and you have a perfect tooth for implant. Which tooth is it not a front one ? If it is could we have a picture ?

Laurie

[The Migrant]

Ouch ! soup for tea for you Si . I thought the appointment would have been 2.30 though

[colin m]

Ouch ! soup for tea for you Si . I thought the appointment would have been 2.30 though

I should report this awful joke to a mod. Tony, have a word with yourself.

[yak face]

I should report this awful joke to a mod. Tony, have a word with yourself.

Sorry Col , ive just warned myself !

[eddiesolo]

Ouch ! soup for tea for you Si . I thought the appointment would have been 2.30 though

Dear me that is a bad joke Tony, as a Mod think you should not only give yourself a stern a talking to but maybe ban yourself for a week

[eddiesolo]

Can you still talk Si ? If so you are already on the mend. How is your bank balance ?

Are you framing the 2 halves ? Or touch of Mr Cement S and you have a perfect tooth for implant. Which tooth is it not a front one ? If it is could we have a picture ?

Laurie

It is beginning to throb and the tooth nest to the hole...nay...CRATER! is hurting now.

Funds are lighter... Have to lay off buying modelling bits for a while.

Luckily it is one of the molars so not really visible to much.