"Not fit for purpose"

[Gern]

This is fascinating.Can any one join in?

Sure you can. What you got for us Jon?

[Jon Heptonstall]

I've got the mystery of the lost razor blades.

[Jon Heptonstall]

And I still haven't solved it.

[Guest]

I've got the mystery of the lost razor blades.

That it John :smiling2:

[Jon Heptonstall]

Chap came in hand-cuffed to an hofficer claiming to have swallowed a bunch of razor blades.We knew he had because we X-rayed him and there they were.He got chained to the bed.for three days while we waited and x-rayed him again ,all with a copper next to him. And they just disappeared.

[Gern]

Too stupid for words I know, but just about anything goes on this thread - were they dissolved by stomach acids?

[Gern]

Decided for tomorrows lunch I am going to have this amount of grilled sardines on toast.

2 + 3 ÷ 2 =

Can't decide whether you're being greedy Laurie! I dunno how many sardines you're gonna put on your toast!

[Guest]

Can't decide whether you're being greedy Laurie! I dunno how many sardines you're gonna put on your toast!

I make it 2.5 Dave. However that seems small, :rolling: ,for me I think I will add 1 + 3 ÷ 2 = ?
mmm. seems greedy but what the hell I am only human :tired:

Laurie

[Tim Marlow]

Chap came in hand-cuffed to an hofficer claiming to have swallowed a bunch of razor blades.We knew he had because we X-rayed him and there they were.He got chained to the bed.for three days while we waited and x-rayed him again ,all with a copper next to him. And they just disappeared.

Did you put him in the regulation tin foil hat? If not, then aliens may have taken them. Failing that, he cast them out of woods metal, and they melted when he had a hot cuppa…..to be honest, it’s not something you’d want to pass, but then, it’s not something you’d want to swallow either!

[Guest]

Did you put him in the regulation tin foil hat? If not, then aliens may have taken them. Failing that, he cast them out of woods metal, and they melted when he had a hot cuppa…..to be honest, it’s not something you’d want to pass, but then, it’s not something you’d want to swallow either!

Sure are right Tim. Congratulate you on your cutting reply.