Those of a nervous disposition should look away now:
Any of you guys remember the concept of 'customer service'? If you have dealt with our John, you will know exactly what it means, but:
I've been a customer with Virgin for my Broadband, TV, home 'phone and mobile services for 25 years. Last week I got my usual annual email from them saying my special offer deal expires this month. Therefore the cost of those services was going up from £38 per month to £70 per month! $*&)$$£%^!
This happens every year, and every year I've had to contact them and re-negotiate my prices; and every year they give me the discount rates offered to new customers. Not so bad you might think. However:
I started to try and contact them on Wednesday this week. When I rang, I got a recorded message saying they were experiencing long delays so why didn't I try to deal with them online? They sent me a text with their customer service address - which only pulled up a 404 error message saying the site could not be found. $*&)$$£%^!
I tried the chat line on their main website and was eventually told I'd have to use WhatsApp to deal with my problem. $*&)$$£%^!
Back to the 'phone. Two 50 minute calls later, one of which went dead and the other unanswered, I gave it up as a bad job. $*&)$$£%^!
Tried again twice on Thursday, again no replies after almost an hour. $*&)$$£%^!
Got fed up with the lack of service so got in touch with Sky on Thursday afternoon. All my replacement services were set up in less than an hour - for exactly the same prices that Virgin have given me for the last year. Their engineer will be out on 22nd of this month and I received my new SIM card in the post this morning!
Went to my local shopping mall today to try and speak to someone in the Virgin shop - which their current web site advertises as being open daily - only to find it's been closed for years. $*&)$$£%^!
So back to the phone and finally got to speak to someone after about 30 minutes. Told them I wanted to cancel all my services. First thing they said was they could offer me the same package I've been paying £38 a month for - for £31 per month!! $&)$$£%^! $&)$$£%^!
So at best, they've been ripping me off for £7 per month for the last year, or they were planning to rip me off to the tune of £39 per month for the next year! And they're doing this to a customer who has not made a single late payment in the last 25 years! $&)$$£%^! $&)$$£%^! $*&)$$£%^!
Has the world gone totally insane while I've not been watching!?
I was extremely restrained and just told them they were too late with their offer - instead of telling them they could stick it where the sun don't shine!
That's it. Rant over.
Any of you guys remember the concept of 'customer service'? If you have dealt with our John, you will know exactly what it means, but:
I've been a customer with Virgin for my Broadband, TV, home 'phone and mobile services for 25 years. Last week I got my usual annual email from them saying my special offer deal expires this month. Therefore the cost of those services was going up from £38 per month to £70 per month! $*&)$$£%^!
This happens every year, and every year I've had to contact them and re-negotiate my prices; and every year they give me the discount rates offered to new customers. Not so bad you might think. However:
I started to try and contact them on Wednesday this week. When I rang, I got a recorded message saying they were experiencing long delays so why didn't I try to deal with them online? They sent me a text with their customer service address - which only pulled up a 404 error message saying the site could not be found. $*&)$$£%^!
I tried the chat line on their main website and was eventually told I'd have to use WhatsApp to deal with my problem. $*&)$$£%^!
Back to the 'phone. Two 50 minute calls later, one of which went dead and the other unanswered, I gave it up as a bad job. $*&)$$£%^!
Tried again twice on Thursday, again no replies after almost an hour. $*&)$$£%^!
Got fed up with the lack of service so got in touch with Sky on Thursday afternoon. All my replacement services were set up in less than an hour - for exactly the same prices that Virgin have given me for the last year. Their engineer will be out on 22nd of this month and I received my new SIM card in the post this morning!
Went to my local shopping mall today to try and speak to someone in the Virgin shop - which their current web site advertises as being open daily - only to find it's been closed for years. $*&)$$£%^!
So back to the phone and finally got to speak to someone after about 30 minutes. Told them I wanted to cancel all my services. First thing they said was they could offer me the same package I've been paying £38 a month for - for £31 per month!! $&)$$£%^! $&)$$£%^!
So at best, they've been ripping me off for £7 per month for the last year, or they were planning to rip me off to the tune of £39 per month for the next year! And they're doing this to a customer who has not made a single late payment in the last 25 years! $&)$$£%^! $&)$$£%^! $*&)$$£%^!
Has the world gone totally insane while I've not been watching!?
I was extremely restrained and just told them they were too late with their offer - instead of telling them they could stick it where the sun don't shine!
That's it. Rant over.
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