A proper use for Marmite!
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Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
SteveComment
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you forgot it's use for laying a layer down before pouring new concrete / tarmac on the roads..Comment
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OOPS!! Sorry about that - there's never been a more efficient tack coat than M-----e (the name that shall not be repeated on pain of a death of ten thousand twitching toenails) - it's pity more Local Highway Authorities don't recognise the potential for mass financial savings by using this gunk instead of expensive, environmentally destructive , hydrocarbon based tarmacs!
SteveComment
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Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
DaveComment
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Toasted cheese and mamite sandwich (gurgles like Homer Simpson)
Wait, what were talking about? This IS the snack forum, right?Comment
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How can you justify such a waste of valuable cupboard space? Might as well have a bag of Post-Crete slowly solidifying before reinforcing your garden fence!Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
Dave
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