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  • Gern
    • May 2009
    • 9263

    #1

    A proper use for Marmite!



    Check this out at 4min 36sec to see what Marmite should be used for.
  • Steve-the-Duck
    SMF Supporters
    • Jul 2020
    • 1731
    • Chris
    • Medway Towns

    #2
    Different from hairspray, I guess. And an after build snack too

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    • Ian M
      Administrator
      • Dec 2008
      • 18272
      • Ian
      • Falster, Denmark

      #3
      Dave! You Infidel
      Group builds

      Bismarck

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      • Airborne01
        • Mar 2021
        • 4098
        • Steve
        • Essex

        #4
        Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
        Steve

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        • stillp
          SMF Supporters
          • Nov 2016
          • 8138
          • Pete
          • Rugby

          #5
          Sacrilege!
          Pete

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          • langy71
            • Apr 2018
            • 1957
            • Chris
            • Nottingham

            #6
            Originally posted by Airborne01
            Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
            Steve
            you forgot it's use for laying a layer down before pouring new concrete / tarmac on the roads..

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            • Airborne01
              • Mar 2021
              • 4098
              • Steve
              • Essex

              #7
              Originally posted by langy71
              you forgot it's use for laying a layer down before pouring new concrete / tarmac on the roads..
              OOPS!! Sorry about that - there's never been a more efficient tack coat than M-----e (the name that shall not be repeated on pain of a death of ten thousand twitching toenails) - it's pity more Local Highway Authorities don't recognise the potential for mass financial savings by using this gunk instead of expensive, environmentally destructive , hydrocarbon based tarmacs!
              Steve

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              • BattleshipBob
                SMF Supporters
                • Apr 2018
                • 6855
                • Bob
                • Cardiff

                #8
                Good for sticking new soles to boots!

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                • stillp
                  SMF Supporters
                  • Nov 2016
                  • 8138
                  • Pete
                  • Rugby

                  #9
                  Nectar of the gods!
                  Pete

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                  • Jim R
                    SMF Supporters
                    • Apr 2018
                    • 15931
                    • Jim
                    • Shropshire

                    #10
                    Wonderful stuff. A Marmite and lettuce sandwich - a pleasure :thumb2:

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                    • stillp
                      SMF Supporters
                      • Nov 2016
                      • 8138
                      • Pete
                      • Rugby

                      #11
                      Lettuce??? What are you, a slug? :tongue-out:
                      Pete

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                      • Dave Ward
                        • Apr 2018
                        • 10549

                        #12
                        Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
                        Dave

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                        • Steve-the-Duck
                          SMF Supporters
                          • Jul 2020
                          • 1731
                          • Chris
                          • Medway Towns

                          #13
                          Toasted cheese and mamite sandwich (gurgles like Homer Simpson)

                          Wait, what were talking about? This IS the snack forum, right?

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                          • Airborne01
                            • Mar 2021
                            • 4098
                            • Steve
                            • Essex

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dave Ward
                            Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
                            Dave
                            How can you justify such a waste of valuable cupboard space? Might as well have a bag of Post-Crete slowly solidifying before reinforcing your garden fence!
                            Steve

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                            • Airborne01
                              • Mar 2021
                              • 4098
                              • Steve
                              • Essex

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jim R
                              Wonderful stuff. A Marmite and lettuce sandwich - a pleasure :thumb2:
                              Behave ...

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