discussion GOODBYE

[PaulTRose]

Shes got a very special Enema for you Chris and a nice bed bath

If you're really lucky she will use seperate buckets

 

[rtfoe]

Yup one for the excrement after the enema and the other for the bath. Now who says I'm leaving? As a matter of fact I just came back.???

Yee Old Grey matter is playing tricks again Chris. Just to soften the confusion, I'm the other Richard...the Wabble.

Cheers,
Wabble

 

[Over_scaled]

I apologise for the way that may have come over. I think I was trying to suggest that if their was a negative reason for leaving the forum .... and it was shared .... maybe folks could offer a resolution and persuade him to stay.

As also rightfully stated, nobody needs a reason, its personal choice. Just sorry to see anybody go as each poster only enriches the forum.

Again my genuine apology if I have offended anybody ..... not my intention I can assure you.

Toto

Accepted and no offence taken.

 

[grumpa]

WELL Richard im off she an-it catchin me with her needles an such an dont give her ideas richard or ill pull you in my place lol plus i dont like them all sorts but jen does lol
chrisb an jen

-
Oh, don't feel too put upon Chris, since coming home from hospital my
missus is having a resurgence of her motherly instincts.
we have these little walkie-talkies and if I leave her sight for even a moment off it goes!
Where are you? what are you doing? are you ok? how's your belly? how's you arse!?
She brings me my meds and stands there till I take them, She tries to feed me something ten times a day
She will sit in the bathroom while I try to take a shower it peace and constantly ask "are you holding on
to the safety handle?" I say "yes of course! but it's hard to do so and wash my b###s at the same time"!
She offered to do so!

All nice and clean now,

Jim

 

[boatman]

WOW Jim she sounds just like my jen as she gives me a shower each day an washes me all over so i cant complain send her our best regards
ATB SIR
chris an jen

 

[John Race]

I think we now know enough Chris!

 

[PaulTRose]

Sounds like matron is being done out of her job

Her Union will be in touch shortly

 

[minitnkr]

TMI

 

[boatman]

TMI

WHAT TMI then paulE ?
CHRISB

 

[boatman]

Sounds like matron is being done out of her job

Her Union will be in touch shortly

HI Paul YES MATRON wont be needed now as jen is a lot genterler than MATRON an she can go on strike with her uinion any time she likes an get strike pay but not for long so she will have to target the newbies lol
MATRONS OUT OF A JOB MATRONS OUT OF A JOB MATRONS OUT OF A JOB HEHE NO MORE NEEDLES HAHAHA lol lol lol lol lol
Chrisb

 

[John Race]

HI Paul YES MATRON wont be needed now as jen is a lot genterler than MATRON an she can go on strike with her uinion any time she likes an get strike pay but not for long so she will have to target the newbies lol
MATRONS OUT OF A JOB MATRONS OUT OF A JOB MATRONS OUT OF A JOB HEHE NO MORE NEEDLES HAHAHA lol lol lol lol lol
Chrisb

You hope and think, be afraid, very afraid .

 

[rtfoe]

TMI... Too Much Information. I'm very visual so it's gonna be tough erasing that visual in my mind when you post Chris.

Cheers,
Wabble

 

[grumpa]

WOW Jim she sounds just like my jen as she gives me a shower each day an washes me all over so i cant complain send her our best regards
ATB SIR
chris an jen

SHEESH!...was only kidding about the shower antics, I did not intend to draw out such intimate details.
But the rest of my post is true, my Honey loves me so unconditionally it makes me almost believe in real Angels
right here on earth. No one is less deserving than I of such devotion, she has saved me many times.
You Sir are truly as blessed as I am, Many who might make jest of such things only wish they could be
blessed in such a way. Give my love to your precious Jen and may you have many more happy years together.

Jim