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OH DEAR NOT MY MONTH

boatman said:
WELL Laurie you can say you dont understand signing an her launch menu cant you say you cant find your glasses ? lol or failing that just accept that you are really under the thumb lol but i have come out of it smelling of roses as jen has bought me in a cup of tea an my fav sausage samwiches lol an thats true as jen has a very forgivin nature till the next time lol
chris an jen
chris
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Chris she has my spare pair of specs :tongue-out3:

Actually I put the clean cover on Pauline's douvet this morning as she was not so good. So I am riding high.

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

Nice story re-food. Teenager shopping for food. Arrives at checkout not realising it is card only no cash. Poor lad upset. A police officer 2 down the queue pops over & with his card clicks the machine all paid.

Lad offers his cash police officer says no that is OK. Very nice that.

Laurie
 
boatman said:
WELL Laurie you can say you dont understand signing an her launch menu cant you say you cant find your glasses ? lol or failing that just accept that you are really under the thumb lol but i have come out of it smelling of roses as jen has bought me in a cup of tea an my fav sausage samwiches lol an thats true as jen has a very forgivin nature till the next time lol
chris an jen
chris
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Ahh you hope, as Pete says.
Bear in mind that the outburst can first occur many years after the first anniversary, or whenever you thought your transgression had been forgotten.

Just fancy a sausage sandwich , off to make one.:smiling3:
 
Someone say sausages :thumb2: luv a good old banger, ( those with a smuty mind please fetch your coat ) !!!
 
Bobthestug said:
Someone say sausages :thumb2: luv a good old banger, ( those with a smuty mind please fetch your coat ) !!!
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Personally Bob I like new bangers. :hungry:

Chipolatas nice & pink (when uncooked) nothing added in the sausage & fried but not crucified. 2 rashers of streaky bacon well done. :smiling:

Fried onions preferably red nice & crisp. Bramley fresh made apple sauce. Mashed potatoes (no butter) & thin sliced spring onions added during serving .
Or Jersey Royal Potatoes with a knob of butter. 2 weeks & they will be beggining digging.

Carrots small fresh. Yummy Kurly Kale. Thin, not thick, gravy. Fresh made Colemans mustard.

Salt & milled pepper. All pure heaven. Think I will give her in doors a treat tomorrow.

Laurie
 
Laurie said:
Personally Bob I like new bangers. :hungry:

Chipolatas nice & pink (when uncooked) nothing added in the sausage & fried but not crucified. 2 rashers of streaky bacon well done. :smiling:

Fried onions preferably red nice & crisp. Bramley fresh made apple sauce. Mashed potatoes (no butter) & thin sliced spring onions added during serving .
Or Jersey Royal Potatoes with a knob of butter. 2 weeks & they will be beggining digging.

Carrots small fresh. Yummy Kurly Kale. Thin, not thick, gravy. Fresh made Colemans mustard.

Salt & milled pepper. All pure heaven. Think I will give her in doors a treat tomorrow.

Laurie
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Stop it lol

Cannot wait to go back to the lovely Cotswolds and Lambourne butchers in Stow on the Wold, fab sausages :tongue-out3:
 
Bobthestug said:
Stop it lol

Cannot wait to go back to the lovely Cotswolds and Lambourne butchers in Stow on the Wold, fab sausages :tongue-out3:
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Yes Bob about May. Get some of those succulent aspargus they grow up there. Gourmet stuff. Just salt pepper & butter. Wow :tongue-out3: yes.
 
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Laurie said:
Chris she has my spare pair of specs :tongue-out3:

Actually I put the clean cover on Pauline's douvet this morning as she was not so good. So I am riding high.

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

Nice story re-food. Teenager shopping for food. Arrives at checkout not realising it is card only no cash. Poor lad upset. A police officer 2 down the queue pops over & with his card clicks the machine all paid.

Lad offers his cash police officer says no that is OK. Very nice that.

Laurie
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Laurie said:
Chris she has my spare pair of specs :tongue-out3:

Actually I put the clean cover on Pauline's douvet this morning as she was not so good. So I am riding high.

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

Nice story re-food. Teenager shopping for food. Arrives at checkout not realising it is card only no cash. Poor lad upset. A police officer 2 down the queue pops over & with his card clicks the machine all paid.

Lad offers his cash police officer says no that is OK. Very nice that.

Laurie
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HI Laurie thats very nice of the cop well done to him an your bit about your cookin

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

this had me in stiches laughin two chiose eh well that two more than me as all i can do is microwave meals as i once had a go at cookin an that was a Omlette an we had only been married three
days an i thought id surpise jen with my cookin abiltities

so i banged in a dozen eggs an the milk an butter an such as jen was out in the garden an while i was whatchin the Omlette my m8 turned up an was talkin to me in the livin room an after a little while he said to me chris summit is burning an i thought oh my god the Omlette
so i shot into the kichen an my Omlette was huge it had blown up to about a foot high an i thought what to do as it was gettin bigger so i grabbed a fork an perced it an it went bang like a balloon
an we had just had the kitchen ceiling artexed is it an the bloody Omlette was all hangin from the ceiling an it took jen a fair while to get it all down an i wont say what she said but bang go my nice surprise for her an then we had to repaint the white ceiling talk about the trails of life lol
chris
 
Well that’s the best laugh I’ve had all weekend Chris :smiling2:
 
boatman said:
HI Laurie thats very nice of the cop well done to him an your bit about your cookin

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

this had me in stiches laughin two chiose eh well that two more than me as all i can do is microwave meals as i once had a go at cookin an that was a Omlette an we had only been married three
days an i thought id surpise jen with my cookin abiltities

so i banged in a dozen eggs an the milk an butter an such as jen was out in the garden an while i was whatchin the Omlette my m8 turned up an was talkin to me in the livin room an after a little while he said to me chris summit is burning an i thought oh my god the Omlette
so i shot into the kichen an my Omlette was huge it had blown up to about a foot high an i thought what to do as it was gettin bigger so i grabbed a fork an perced it an it went bang like a balloon
an we had just had the kitchen ceiling artexed is it an the bloody Omlette was all hangin from the ceiling an it took jen a fair while to get it all down an i wont say what she said but bang go my nice surprise for her an then we had to repaint the white ceiling talk about the trails of life lol
chris
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Never done that with sausages Chris. Cracking story, tell you one thing never open a cafe lol
 
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Tim Marlow said:
Well that’s the best laugh I’ve had all weekend Chris :smiling2:
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HI Tim well that was true an ive never really treid this cookin lark again as jen wont let me near the cooker lol but glad it gave you a good laugh as thats what we all need after this lockdown blues
chris
 
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Bobthestug said:
Never done that with sausages Chris. Cracking story, tell you one thing never open a cafe lol
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HI Bob m8 no i dont think i will id proberly burn it down or get the public health lot after me lol but be right up J/R street lol
 
boatman said:
HI Laurie thats very nice of the cop well done to him an your bit about your cookin

Cooking to night. Omlette. My cooking has two levels just about edible. The other dustbin bound. I try. Pauline thinks it very trying. Oh well.

this had me in stiches laughin two chiose eh well that two more than me as all i can do is microwave meals as i once had a go at cookin an that was a Omlette an we had only been married three
days an i thought id surpise jen with my cookin abiltities

so i banged in a dozen eggs an the milk an butter an such as jen was out in the garden an while i was whatchin the Omlette my m8 turned up an was talkin to me in the livin room an after a little while he said to me chris summit is burning an i thought oh my god the Omlette
so i shot into the kichen an my Omlette was huge it had blown up to about a foot high an i thought what to do as it was gettin bigger so i grabbed a fork an perced it an it went bang like a balloon
an we had just had the kitchen ceiling artexed is it an the bloody Omlette was all hangin from the ceiling an it took jen a fair while to get it all down an i wont say what she said but bang go my nice surprise for her an then we had to repaint the white ceiling talk about the trails of life lol
chris
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So very very funny still laughing. Think I will abandon the omlette & go for egg & bacon :anguished:
 
boatman said:
JIM its the missus an she is called SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED so SWMBO FOR SHORT how that ?
chris
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Wow! Now that is creative, what is troubling though is that I've seen this many times before on the sight :worried:

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stillp said:
That worked out well then!
Pete
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YEA Pete now i dont have to worry about cookin as i said to jen im the driver an she the chef as jen doesnt drive as she is to nervous an says there are too many mad sods on the rd an im inclinded to aggree with her
chris
 
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grumpa said:
Wow! Now that is creative, what is troubling though is that I've seen this many times before on the sight :worried:

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WOW Jim shes really layin into him no wonder he got his fingers in his ears thank god my jen is not that bad
chris
 
I encourage SWMBO to go out and enjoy nights out with her buddies when it's getting 'heated'

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Otherwise we get on pretty well!
 
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