Reminds me of an incident I saw at a mail order book company when I was a sales rep. Their fork truck driver was on lunch break, and one of the maintenance guys 'borrowed'
the fork truck to lift his Mini so he could weld some patches over the rusty sills, in the yard outside the maintenance workshop. He hadn't removed the carpets, which of course started burning with the heat of the weld, so he went back into the workshop to get an extinguisher. Then the fork truck driver came back from lunch, to see his truck in the car park with a Mini on the forks with smoke pouring from the windows, so he drove the truck at full speed towards a stream that ran alongside the yard, and stopped suddenly so the car slid off the forks and into the stream! At this point the mechanic came out of the workshop with an extinguisher, only to see his car in the stream in a cloud of steam!
The truck driver and the mechanic were about to fight when I left.
Pete