discussion A proper use for Marmite!

[Gern]

https://www.bing.com/videos/onecolu...97C8B5F6453BE491E4FC97&mmscn=dsbv&FORM=VRDGAR

Check this out at 4min 36sec to see what Marmite should be used for.

 

[Steve-the-Duck]

Different from hairspray, I guess. And an after build snack too

 

[Ian M]

Dave! You Infidel

 

[Airborne01]

Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
Steve

 

[stillp]

Sacrilege!
Pete

 

[langy71]

Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
Steve

you forgot it's use for laying a layer down before pouring new concrete / tarmac on the roads..

 

[Airborne01]

you forgot it's use for laying a layer down before pouring new concrete / tarmac on the roads..

OOPS!! Sorry about that - there's never been a more efficient tack coat than M-----e (the name that shall not be repeated on pain of a death of ten thousand twitching toenails) - it's pity more Local Highway Authorities don't recognise the potential for mass financial savings by using this gunk instead of expensive, environmentally destructive , hydrocarbon based tarmacs!
Steve

 

[BattleshipBob]

Good for sticking new soles to boots!

 

[stillp]

Nectar of the gods!
Pete

 

[Jim R]

Wonderful stuff. A Marmite and lettuce sandwich - a pleasure :thumb2:

 

[stillp]

Lettuce??? What are you, a slug? :tongue-out:
Pete

 

[Dave Ward]

Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
Dave

 

[Steve-the-Duck]

Toasted cheese and mamite sandwich (gurgles like Homer Simpson)

Wait, what were talking about? This IS the snack forum, right?

 

[Airborne01]

Speaking as a Marmite Baby, I abhor illegitimate use of the precious extract. From the age of four or so there has always been a jar of the heavenly stuff ready for my delight. I do admit having to substitute Vegemite when I ran out once, in Papua New Guinea! I do have 2 jars in the cupboard, one 'in use', and the other 'in reserve' - and for those unfortunates that don't like it - Cheers! :thumb2: more for those who do!
Dave

How can you justify such a waste of valuable cupboard space? Might as well have a bag of Post-Crete slowly solidifying before reinforcing your garden fence!
Steve

 

[Airborne01]

Wonderful stuff. A Marmite and lettuce sandwich - a pleasure :thumb2:

Behave ...

 

[David Lovell]

https://www.bing.com/videos/onecolu...97C8B5F6453BE491E4FC97&mmscn=dsbv&FORM=VRDGAR

Check this out at 4min 36sec to see what Marmite should be used for.

Sorry havent looked yet but I think its quite a old hack didn't they also use to sprinkle rock salt then wash or rub it of to achieve the chipping effect.
These thoughts were bought to you by Bovril. Dave

 

[David Lovell]

Marmite should be used in exorcism, ingrowing toenails, anal retention and similar afflictions - it should definitely not be used for ingestion or other culinary purposes .... apart from that, I like Twiglets ...
Steve

Come on DOG biscuits with marmite ,disgusting. Dave

 

[rtfoe]

For weathering effects will look great as skid marks on garments where the sun don't shine...got my coat and running out of the house. :smiling5: :tongue-out3: :tears-of-joy:

Cheers,
Wabble

 

[rtfoe]

I do like Marmite and butter on toast though.

Cheers,
Wabble

 

[Geoffers]

Tut tut ,there seems to be some right heathens on here, this is the proper use for Marmite :tongue-out:



Nuff said

Geoff.