discussion Beer maths !

[eddiesolo]

Oh Si it would be such bliss. Pauline allows me no sleep. i am her pawn or is it prawn . I know not which

Too much info! Al, I have awful thoughts of Laurie in a prawn suit getting no sleep due to...er...antics. Can you spare some more beer so I can blot the image?

 

[papa 695]

Forget the maths just drink the damn things

 

[eddiesolo]

Forget the maths just drink the damn things

And through the alcohol dazed rantings of numbers and prawns comes a man of wisdom...

 

[grumpa]

So my models are crap ! Thanks for the honesty
I think I'm going to cry !

You know that alcohol is a depressant, maybe that's why you think your models suck but I {as you} know for the most part they are excellent................Jim

 

[Dave W]

It's not real beer though is it Alan?. It's a teenagers fizzy drink!.

 

[Guest]

And through the alcohol dazed rantings of numbers and prawns comes a man of wisdom...

Which one was that !

 

[Gern]

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."


Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."


Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze real King of beers."


Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.


Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please".


The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"


Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I"

 

[grumpa]

Wow do you live in Greece Jim
laurie

Not quite yet but don't worry we'll be there soon enough

 

[grumpa]

Too much info! Al, I have awful thoughts of Laurie in a prawn suit getting no sleep due to...er...antics. Can you spare some more beer so I can blot the image?

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[Guest]

Whoops 45% proof (who needs it) not Sainsbury not Asda.
Edradour distillery none of the blended stuff 25 year old malt. absolute perfection


Who is worried about the price two tots and the whole world is yours.


I bought a bottle in Scotland at the distillery. Brought it home. Had a tot each.


II then next day and afterwards (it was a blur) totted the rest.


Phew she was furious. I did no care I did no mind I did drink it all.


Laurie

God's own drink is whisky. Not a fan of beer for some reason.

 

[Guest]

Also wtf is this prawn joke?

 

[Guest]

This whole argument is based on the fact that the cost of Bud is better value ot one supermarket as opposed to another. This raises a couple of other interesting points:


A) Bud is such god awful weasel wee that it should be given away anyway.


B) Supermarkets are the worst thing that has happened to our society in many a generation. They sell you what they want to sell you at the price they dictate and force all our locally run shops out of business so they can pay dividends to thier shareholders, most of who don't even live in the UK. This is clearly proven by the fact that they can sell such rubbish as Bud beer at any cost.


So forget buying American tasteless chemicals and supporting fat cat international investors and buy beer from your local brewery and help to support local business and enjoy drinking a beer with a degree of taste!

 

[dave]

There is also a far more difficult decision making process in beer purchasing.


Walk down to my local beer emporium and spend the afternoon deciding which Belgian beer to try next

 

[Alan 45]

You know that alcohol is a depressant, maybe that's why you think your models suck but I {as you} know for the most part they are excellent................Jim

Thanks for the compliment Jim it's appreciated


I don't think excellent could be applied to my builds , the only one I really do like as in that I've done a better job than usual is the Tilly, I do think I did a good job on that the rest I class as practice lol

 

[Alan 45]

This whole argument is based on the fact that the cost of Bud is better value ot one supermarket as opposed to another. This raises a couple of other interesting points:
A) Bud is such god awful weasel wee that it should be given away anyway.


B) Supermarkets are the worst thing that has happened to our society in many a generation. They sell you what they want to sell you at the price they dictate and force all our locally run shops out of business so they can pay dividends to thier shareholders, most of who don't even live in the UK. This is clearly proven by the fact that they can sell such rubbish as Bud beer at any cost.


So forget buying American tasteless chemicals and supporting fat cat international investors and buy beer from your local brewery and help to support local business and enjoy drinking a beer with a degree of taste!

I know what your saying Richard but cheep is good and I like bud so I'm the winner in this

 

[Alan 45]

There is also a far more difficult decision making process in beer purchasing.
Walk down to my local beer emporium and spend the afternoon deciding which Belgian beer to try next

I can't drink Belgian beer it has an adverse affect , I like Stella but can't drink it

 

[Guest]

That was all very funny. Re read it a Psychotherapist would love it. So many psychos in one bunch.


Laurie

 

[Guest]

I can't drink Belgian beer it has an adverse affect , I like Stella but can't drink it

Alan have you tried Richards Weasel Wee .

Bud is such god awful weasel wee

 

[dave]

I can't drink Belgian beer it has an adverse affect , I like Stella but can't drink it

To quote a Belgian friend "Stella is very nearly Belgian"


There is an awful lot of choice from the dark trappist beers up at 12-13%, through the blonde beers at 6-8% down to the Radlers at 2% (like a shandy often with a citrus fruit added, very refreshing on a hot day).

 

[Alan 45]

To quote a Belgian friend "Stella is very nearly Belgian"
There is an awful lot of choice from the dark trappist beers up at 12-13%, through the blonde beers at 6-8% down to the Radlers at 2% (like a shandy often with a citrus fruit added, very refreshing on a hot day).

That seems to be the norm with supose beers from countries, I know an ozzy who says that they don't drink fosters in oz it's just for the tourists


I don't know what it is with Belgian beers and I have to admit it's not the streanth of them , I like German wiebeer and that's one of the strongest on the market , it just makes me more argumentative, Amstel has the same effect as well so I stay away from them