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sheds, outhouses...who'd have one!?

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An Aussie tourist in NZ spots a Kiwi being amorous with a sheep. 'Oi mate!' he hails his antipodean cousin, 'in Australia we shear our sheep'. 'You can b*gger off' comes the reply, 'This one's all mine.'

I suppose you would need to have heard the relevant accents :)

Cheers

Steve
 
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...me! This rented pile of bricks has 2 brick sheds, although the one at the bottom of the garden is an old air raid shelter!:rolleyes:So guess what!? The weather's here...the kids want things like their bikes and scooters...guess whose got to tidy it? Yep muggins here! :(

I did have help though,

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This bad boy! Easily 2 inch leg span :eek:, then I had help in the shelter, he was naughty and wouldn't help!

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He was big, over 3 inches in span o_O.

I don't mind bugs but spiders always get the size 10 treatment, I hate spiders :mad:! 8 legs and can spin thread out your bum...that's not natural!!!

Anybody else suffer this?

Lee :)
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Some Uk male house Spiders also have their sex glands on stalks sticking out of their heads.They run up to the female and bang! She's impregnated.That would be pretty cool to have your cobblers on your head!......on second thoughts,maybe not.
 
I worked in Saudi Arabia for 7 years as a crew chief on Saudi Tornado's.One evening I was sitting on the ground in the HAS with one leg of a Tornado jacked up.I was in the process of changing a wheel when I had a feeling I was being watched.I looked behind me and there were 3 Wolf spiders running around not 10 feet away.I got up and ran out of the shelter!.those things are hard bastards.You go near them and they run at you with their front two legs which have pincers on raised in the air.Theyve also got two big fangs.Horrible things!.
 
lets just be tankful that we dont have spiders like that thing Dave, oh my what would you do, :confused: :mad:

see Dave thats why i stay inside or dont go to the bush, could not think of some think worse, than having one wolf spider let alone three of then grrrrrrrrrrrrr run away :mad:
 
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lets just be tankful that we dont have spiders like that thing Dave, oh my what would you do, :confused: :mad:see Dave thats why i stay inside or dont go to the bush, could not think of some think worse, than having one wolf spider let alone three of then grrrrrrrrrrrrr run away :mad:
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And I thought you Aussie birds were tough?!.Mind you,even the British Aerospace Australia blokes I worked with were wary of them.
 
haha oh lol, any think other than a creepy spider is fine give me a snake any day over one of these , i have seen men as big as mountains brake down and cry with these thing :mad: :confused:

siting on them, just bad news creepy 8 legged nasty bitely horrible things :oops:
 
I saw a program on TV the other day about Jumping Jacks. A rather bad tempered ant. They actually where jumping up to bit the camera!! Apparently they to have a rather wicked sting/bite. Yes Australian again.

Joe is right. If it breathes it can kill you. Even the wonderful Duck billed Platapus has poison spines!!!

My pet hate are wasps! well Hornets actually. When a wasp the size of your thumb comes buzzing across the garden sounding like a WWII bomber, its time to go indoors!

Had one in the house a good few years ago. I wacked it with a rolled up magazine. It just crawled away then flew into the air and right at me. Got it with a squash racquet in the end!
 
oh ouch is all i can say to them evil things and they dont stop biting, and theres no bird to eat them, only raid / bug stray very strong one you need

then leggit , :confused: :mad:
 
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