Well the scientific and technical division of MORON , known as the Marmite oppression resistance organisation network intelligence community (MORONIC) has already started its essential work.
We have recruited the world renowned expert on health and nutrition Doctor Strangebrew (he knows what’s inside of you) to front up the research. His team of top boffins were quickly identified and assembled. This was easy. After all, intelligent right thinking people are lovers.
Useful research has been very quickly made. His team have already discovered that Mindbender, that well known quack and snake oil salesman, has no really new ideas. It has been found that a quick shower every day with Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes shampoo will eliminate any lingering effects of his so called anti marmite ray. After all, his so called new device is really only a forty watt bulb dressed up in a fancy case, so what harm can it really do.
The counter insurgency initiative, Operation Not That Old Assbinders Stupid Technology, is also well underway. Copious amounts of the delicious brown nectar have been distributed to secret stashes throughout this marmite loving land of ours. At a prearranged signal from the omnipotent Matron the counter attack will begin. Resistance is futile. Her secret legions of matronettes, trained from birth to do what is right and tasty will roam the land unopposed, giving toast and sustenance to those that need it.
The lovers will prevail. All shout the battle cry from on high……
Be a lover, not a fighter…….
