discussion Jumped up job names.

[Guest]

Hello my Friends.
As the title says they really annoy me.
Here is what someone called themselves.

Midday supervising officer=Just a bloody dinner lady.

 

[dave]

My favorite was

Transparency enhancement officer

Otherwise known as a window cleaner

 

[Steve Jones]

waste management and disposal technician - bin man

 

[grumpa]

Give me time....I'll think of something

 

[Steve Jones]

Education Centre Nourishment Consultant – Dinner lady

 

[Peej]

I once saw a job advert for a hygiene technician. It was for a cleaner.

 

[Jon Heptonstall]

Horizontal platform excremental transfer operative.
Jon.

 

[minitnkr]

Bed pan operator?
My current title is Business Development Coordinator. I telephone customers to ascertain their level of satisfaction w/our service, confirm appointments, brainstorm w/svc. mgr. new ways to bring in svc. customers, & file ROs. Mostly file. PaulE

 

[grumpa]

"Forestry Conservation Consulting Technician"....measures log length and width at the mill...qualifications?....read a tape measure and operate a pad and pensile :smiling5:

 

[spanner570]

Vitamin preparation and nourishment provider.
Heat source operator.
Household hygiene consultant.
Canine support unit.
Supplies Depot administrator.
Horticultural adviser and specialist spade operator.
Grade 1 clothes refurbishment and cleaning Operative.
Outside vertical material hanging specialist.

........ME!

 

[Mr Bowcat]

Domestic engineer = housewife/husband.

 

[Tim Marlow]

“Prime Minister” and “Leader of the Opposition”. Nothing Prime Ministerial, or any potential Leadership ability shown by any of the last dozen incumbents of either role so these named talents are obviously not a requirement of the job. Should be renamed “chief parrot” and “wannabe chief parrot”.

 

[Windy]

I'm not sure about the worst but my brother had two absolute crackers. His last two jobs before he left the Army were SO2 Lethality (at a research establishment), and then SO2 Eradication (overseeing the destruction of the opium harvest in Afghanistan). I think he's still got the nameplates.

 

[Guest]

Brilliant guys.

 

[Guest]

Trip advising consultant...drug dealer.

 

[Ian M]

Ceramics and metals aquatic inspections chief. Or washer upper to you and me!
Underpaid, overworked, abused and always there when needed. AKA the emergency services.

 

[colin m]

I was once a 'Submarine cable technician' but I never worked on submarines.

 

[flyjoe180]

Petroleum transfer technician