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Dear Geoff
The local representative of the Tidy Bench Club (UK) has forwarded the photograph of your spray booth bench to me. I must confess to being most impressed and feel certain that such dedication to order and neatness makes you an ideal candidate for membership of this exclusive club. Membership includes many benefits for the discerning modeller. The club magazine "TIP TOP TIDY" will be sent out twice a year. Members receive a 10% discount for the adult periodical "BIG AND BOUNCY" and members can expect preferential service at Madam Trixiebelle's massage parlour.
To take advantage of this very special offer please send a cheque for £187.13 to me -

Major Hamish MacSporran retired
C/O FiFi Lamour
72 Piddle Lane
Soho
 
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