discussion Tidy, tidy, tidy 😀

[Geoffers]

I’ve just had a tidy up of my spray booth bench, thought I’d share a pic for the enjoyment of my fellow TBC members



Geoff.

 

[pjgtech]

Nice! but I bet it won't stay like that for long....

 

[Geoffers]

Nice! but I bet it won't stay like that for long....

No, you’re right there Peter

 

[Jim R]

Dear Geoff
The local representative of the Tidy Bench Club (UK) has forwarded the photograph of your spray booth bench to me. I must confess to being most impressed and feel certain that such dedication to order and neatness makes you an ideal candidate for membership of this exclusive club. Membership includes many benefits for the discerning modeller. The club magazine "TIP TOP TIDY" will be sent out twice a year. Members receive a 10% discount for the adult periodical "BIG AND BOUNCY" and members can expect preferential service at Madam Trixiebelle's massage parlour.
To take advantage of this very special offer please send a cheque for £187.13 to me -

Major Hamish MacSporran retired
C/O FiFi Lamour
72 Piddle Lane
Soho

 

[Geoffers]

Dear Geoff
The local representative of the Tidy Bench Club (UK) has forwarded the photograph of your spray booth bench to me. I must confess to being most impressed and feel certain that such dedication to order and neatness makes you an ideal candidate for membership of this exclusive club. Membership includes many benefits for the discerning modeller. The club magazine "TIP TOP TIDY" will be sent out twice a year. Members receive a 10% discount for the adult periodical "BIG AND BOUNCY" and members can expect preferential service at Madam Trixiebelle's massage parlour.
To take advantage of this very special offer please send a cheque for £187.13 to me -

Major Hamish MacSporran retired
C/O FiFi Lamour
72 Piddle Lane
Soho

Dear Major Macsporran,

Thank you for your generous offer which I will unfortunately have to decline.
While the club magazine sounds like a riveting read I’m afraid the rest of the “benefits” may not go down well with swmbo.
I’m afraid my work bench may not look so tidy after she has finished flaying me alive across it should I indulge in the full club activities.
I trust you will understand and I wish you well with your club.

Yours sincerely etc.

 

[Neil]

I’ve just had a tidy up of my spray booth bench, thought I’d share a pic for the enjoyment of my fellow TBC members


Geoff.

Frankly that is a disgrace to the ‘I know there is a bench under there somewhere and I assure you I know where everything is’ club ethos. I was prepared to let you in as an executive member, but after this shocking revelation, you can rest assured that any such consideration will be terminated with extreme spilling of paint on the membership papers.

Yours Huffily.

 

[flyjoe180]

As a member of the CSTC...

 

[LeytonO]

Its a good effort, but not quite minimalistic enough for me.
Those bottles/jars on the right need a proper home and a paper roll holder would be handy too.
Like the taped down paper, my wife uses lining paper for her desk when she is linocut printing.

 

[Bugatti Fan]

Sounds like a very exclusive club there McSporran.

Looks like it could be a welcome distraction for single and divorced modellers, that is if you can actually find any of that ultra rare species who actually always keep their benches tidy.

Warning !
Married modellers run acute personal risk of becoming an endangered species should they join said club !

 

[Geoffers]

Its a good effort, but not quite minimalistic enough for me.
Those bottles/jars on the right need a proper home and a paper roll holder would be handy too.
Like the taped down paper, my wife uses lining paper for her desk when she is linocut printing.

You’re right, I must try harder

Geoff.